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Highgate Mums Apr 15
Love this bit of satire from and husband. It reads like brain-exploding copy at London's Photographers Gallery.
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Highgate Mums Apr 12
RT @Londonmoo: Discerning teen girls outside my son’s school: ‘I didn’t like her as a teacher but as a person she was cool’ 👩‍🎓❌🤷🏼‍♀️✅
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Highgate Mums Apr 11
RT : If this isn't peak Waitrose I honestly don't know what is.
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Highgate Mums Apr 10
RT : bilingual children, advice for parents phew 😅
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Highgate Mums Apr 9
RT : 5 y/o: “I don’t do parties. Only parties of family member... ... but I _do_ accept wedding invitations”.
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Highgate Mums Apr 8
RT : My wife just said, "Ooh, I had a dream about creme englaise."
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Highgate Mums Apr 5
RT : Me: moaning about the and their middle class banter Also me: to friend ‘you live or die by your cleaner’
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Highgate Mums Apr 4
RT : Twin two just asked for his breakfast cereal 'with a garnish of cocopops'
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Highgate Mums Apr 3
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Highgate Mums Apr 2
RT : 7 year old daughter 'Is this really Greek yoghurt' having been given Greek style yoghurt
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
Definitely up there for peak HM nomination:
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
Wow! Student living has REALLY come on since the 1990s. RT :
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
RT : Try to imagine being so rich you can afford to vandalise £600 - £1200 worth of stuff. All because you can't get your kids to do as they're told. No, us neither.
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
Oh I do hope this is true! RT : This must surely qualify for
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
It's probably better than mine! (which is blancmange) RT :
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
This is lovely - thank you! :)
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
We do try to weed out those that come across as made up. Generally anything that bangs on about olive oil, olives or Waitrose has the whiff of BS.
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
RT : - Them: You going to the march? - Me: Yes but only after Beethoven rehearsal in North London around 1pm.
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Highgate Mums Apr 1
I'm with you !: The De Beauvior Deli has discontinued my rare beef and horseradish pregnancy craving sandwich and I'm wondering if there is any way I could sue. (thx to )
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