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Dan Kurtz
Want things for people, not from them. (INFJ-T)
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Dan Kurtz 6h
My reality is constantly being ruined by actual reality.
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Dan Kurtz 7h
I blame The French.
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Dan Kurtz 10h
Replying to @AllieGoertz
Noah’s Barcade?
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Dan Kurtz 13h
Replying to @bonniegrrl @CNET and 2 others
Hot Pie for King!
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Dan Kurtz 13h
Two of the things I enjoy in one place.
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Dan Kurtz 14h
Replying to @allhailmswantz
I did 4 months ago. I feel a lot better now.
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Dan Kurtz 15h
Replying to @msdanifernandez
The GOP is Pro-Rape.
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Dan Kurtz 15h
Replying to @meganamram
Does that make you a Leftovers leftover?
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Dan Kurtz 22h
Replying to @_SJPeace_
Taco Bell has caused more explosions than American Muslims have.
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Dan Kurtz 22h
Replying to @pattonoswalt
How about shingles?
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Dan Kurtz 22h
Replying to @ThePixelFactor
You’d think that with as much money as the Lannisters have he’d be able to afford an unlimited raven plan.
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Dan Kurtz 23h
Replying to @sissyroxx
That’s a lot of money for a vibrator.
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Dan Kurtz May 18
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Dan Kurtz May 17
Bwahahahaha!
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Dan Kurtz May 17
Replying to @1followernodad
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Dan Kurtz May 17
Replying to @halrudnick
He looks like He-Man’s creepy uncle.
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Dan Kurtz May 17
Replying to @HanaMichels
I’d bet you could enter any of their names into the sex offender registry and they’d show up.
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Dan Kurtz May 17
Replying to @HanaMichels
Copyright this and put it on t-shirts before someone starts selling it for $2.50 on some shitty, thieving website.
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DougSakmann May 17
Wish I could be with the TROMA family in New York City tomorrow for Return to Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol 2 NY Encore with Director Lloyd Kaufman but you can be! Go check it out tomorrow - Sat night!
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Dan Kurtz May 17
Replying to @DoubleDementia
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