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Helen Bauer
COMEDIAN🍟🍎LITTLE🌈🌸MISS🌸🌈BABY🍎🍟ANGEL🍎🍟FACE💋🍷🔮Represented by . Edinburgh 2019 TICKETS IN THE LINK BELOW
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Helen Bauer 11h
Whenever I watch American home renovation shows I still think ‘I would take a family tragedy for a brand new kitchen and a Disney themed bedroom.’ *if anything happens to my family it is pure coincidence.
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Helen Bauer May 20
I have seen three dogs today with better hair than me. My jealousy is peaking. Also super respect how proud they are of their assholes. Great body confidence dogs of London. Seriously inspirational.
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FREE Stand Up Comedy May 13
That's right we're back at it this Monday with another insane line-up of at - C U at 7:30pm
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Helen Bauer May 19
Replying to @louisewaring
Thank you 😘
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Helen Bauer May 19
Replying to @ETWriteHome
THANK YOU 😊 and also I wish I could have seen your monologue. It sounds amazing.
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Helen Bauer May 19
Replying to @YouMustBeAnna
I only yelled because I loved you. 😘
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Helen Bauer May 19
ANY LONDONERS LOOKING TO LOL AT ME!?!? 👅
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Helen Bauer May 19
Replying to @louisewaring
Thank you so much 😊
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Helen Bauer May 18
There is no better feeling than when Mr Brightside comes on and you realise YOU ARE MR BRIGHTSIDE
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Helen Bauer May 17
Thank you!! Hope you had a great show!! Xx
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Helen Bauer May 17
Replying to @rahulricky
THANK YOU RAHUL XXXXX
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Helen Bauer May 17
Come on down for a Brighton Party Tonight 💗🌸💗
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Pleasance Comedy May 17
This Sunday we have the pleasure of having the fabulous Helen Bauer back at , as she previews her debut show, Little Miss Baby Angel Face! 👼 So turn your Sunday into a Funday for only a fiver and come see the queen! 🎟️
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Helen Bauer May 17
Nothing good has come out of Brexit until now. Wife Swap Brexit Special is great TV.
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Helen Bauer May 16
Replying to @LauraChatburn
HAHA!!
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Helen Bauer May 15
Ahhhh thank you xx
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Helen Bauer May 15
B🌼R💗I💕G💙H🐰T👑O😍N First show tonight at 8PM with . FREE SHOW so just pop along for 7.45PM to grab a seat and hear my truth. Also I think I have broken my toe so any doctors or nurses please come and help a gal out! 😘
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Helen Bauer May 14
I’m spending the next three nights in my dads flat with him in Brighton. I will be spending most of the time trying to convince his neighbours that he makes me call him daddy but we are not related. It’s going to be a great time.
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Helen Bauer May 14
Replying to @sezaralkassab
Great to see you too
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Helen Bauer May 14
Back on the good old boat of dreams tonight ❤️
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