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OverheardInWaitrose 12 Feb 15
I have to say, it's very mature of to block their customers.
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OverheardInWaitrose 12 Feb 15
Have YOU had a bad experience with customer service or products? Tweet me and we'll ruin their reputation. Please
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
Put that down, Zebediah! It's not organic!
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
"Yes ma'am, Basil, Thyme, and Oregano are in aisle two" "No, darling, I'm looking for my children!"
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
Make sure we only get 2 packs dear, we don't want the cashier thinking we're buying them because they're 3 for £10.
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
Darling, why don't you run and give the change to the Big Issue seller outside while Jeeves carries the bags to the car
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
Mummy, if we aren't going on a plane, then it isn't a proper holiday!
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
I really can't be bothered, shall we just buy everything in here and then throw away what we don't want?
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
Which charity box shall I put my green token in? Is there a box for the retired butlers home?
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
Mummy look, our till receipt touches the floor!
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
Yesterday, I saw Verity in Tesco... that woman has no standards!
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
My good man, if I wanted "viande de cheval", I'd go to Tesco.
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
No dear, I'm so bored with Chateauneuf Du Pape
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
You know it's Waitrose when brioche is essential...
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OverheardInWaitrose 18 Apr 14
There has been a Champagne spillage in aisle four...oh no, my mistake, everyone calm down it's only Cava
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OverheardInWaitrose 16 Apr 14
I really wish they would polish the carrots...
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OverheardInWaitrose 16 Apr 14
Where does one put one's tray after one has had one's free coffee?
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OverheardInWaitrose 16 Apr 14
No darling, we can't go to Mark's & Spencer! Our cat will only eat salmon from here!
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OverheardInWaitrose 16 Apr 14
What are these? Ready meals? I thought they were only for the poor, fat people.
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OverheardInWaitrose 16 Apr 14
So I was visiting my fiancée when I saw some Asda everyday value cheese in his fridge! I've broken off the engagement.
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