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Alex Keating
Unemployed and unemployable. Follow instagram for live poker updates. IG - Keatingsnaps
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Alex Keating May 19
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Alex Keating May 16
“I gotta hand it to you Karlsson” -Timo Meier
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Alex Keating May 15
When all the euros get to Vegas for WSOP they’re gonna be so surprised to learn that there’s a basketball team besides the cavs and the warriors
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Alex Keating May 14
Replying to @slayAbides
Oh man I read half this thread thinking it was Dentale’s post
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Alex Keating May 14
Replying to @RonnieBardah
“Just smile and say hi! Works every time!” -Ronnie, a 6 ft 3 man
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Alex Keating May 14
9 years ago I was eating in Vegas. I swore I saw eating at the sushi restaurant. I bet my friend 5k it was him. I confidently approached him and said “excuse me, are you Chuck Liddell?” He responder with the angriest “no” I’ve ever heard. I still think it was him
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Alex Keating May 13
Replying to @JovialGent
Yeah trust me. Being dumb and knowing your dumb is the absolute worst
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Alex Keating May 13
Replying to @strassa2
See see. This is why I chose to decline Harvard and play poker
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Alex Keating May 12
Playing roulette at Cosmopolitan. I saw someone lay down $3,000 spread out over a bunch of numbers. While the ball was spinning he completed his booking on spirit airlines
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Alex Keating May 11
Replying to @Roothlus
I’m calling the police
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 10
Schrodinger’s Cat Dilemma in 2019: When a friend tells you about “hot chicks” they were “hanging out with” those chicks are both hot, and also not hot until you see pics. Hence, pics or it didn’t happen is actually a practical solution to the great philosophical debate.
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Alex Keating May 8
Replying to @MikeDentale
Second one cancels out the first 👋👋👋
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Alex Keating May 8
Replying to @BigRiskky
Well that’s what you get for going to Oklahoma
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Alex Keating May 8
Yeah but don’t you hate it when you just do your best and guess, and then she celebrates and quits her job?
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Alex Keating May 7
Playing 2-5 at aria and the guy on my left says “you look a lot like alex keating, well not really, just the beard, kinda. You know him? He final tabled the main event one time” Then he showed me a picture of myself and said “I wonder what he’s up to now” Mostly this bud
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Alex Keating May 7
Replying to @Stapes
Was too late for the early surgery. I had to live with it. Turns out they didn’t bother to tell me about the separation because I didn’t have insurance. $24,000 for a misdiagnosis. Do not go to the ER. Whatever problem you have will be made worse
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Alex Keating May 7
Replying to @Stapes
I was on a scooter and got hit by a car going 40 mph. I was taken to the ER in a ton of pain. I got stitches and an X-ray. They looked at the x ray and told me everything was fine, it was just swelling, turns out it was a grade 5 AC separation, and by the time I found out it ...
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Alex Keating May 7
Replying to @Stapes
Fuck those scumbag low life piece of shit unhelpful good for nothing cowards Not only do you get way overcharged. ER healthcare is completely unhelpful, never go to the ER. You are better off solving your problems with google searches
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Alex Keating May 4
Replying to @xxl23
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Alex Keating May 4
Did you just assume my child’s gender?
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