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White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
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Cry Now, Cry Later, and Continue to Cry After That Moment
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Would Human Extinction Be a Good Idea
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Romney Just Does Not Exist
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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4 People Just Discovered on Our Asses
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Headline Smasher 26 Apr 17
First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
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Headline Smasher Apr 20
Betsy DeVos Wants to Sleep In. So What? Gas Tank Explosion
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Headline Smasher Apr 20
Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
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Headline Smasher Apr 20
It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies
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Headline Smasher Apr 20
Fun Time With North Korea
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Headline Smasher Apr 20
Start Hoarding Memes for the Dead
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Headline Smasher Apr 20
Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
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Headline Smasher Apr 19
We Can Never Trust Cats
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Headline Smasher 24 Dec 15
4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Were Ruined by Assholes
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Headline Smasher Apr 19
North Korea to Make Black Friends
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Headline Smasher Apr 19
Mowgli: Legend of the Chin Hairs
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Headline Smasher Apr 19
3 Killed After Employee Opens Fire at a Photosynthesis Joke
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Headline Smasher Apr 19
R. Kelly Song Removed From Lungs
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Headline Smasher Apr 19
Trump Says He's a Cat Now
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