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Hazel Boy
16, High school Senior. Interests include but are not limited to: music, dogs, and coffee.
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Hazel Boy 23 Jul 18
Does anybody else ever try to blow on food that’s to hot inside their mouth? No? Just me? ok
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Hazel Boy 21 Jul 18
Why won’t my cat sleep with me
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Hazel Boy 20 Jul 18
They say life is what happens when you been busy making other plans. Ok so what if I don’t make other plans does that mean I don’t have a life?
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Hazel Boy 19 Jul 18
I cant believe they named a continent after the song Africa -Toto
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Hazel Boy 17 Jul 18
MEGA STUF OREOS HAVE NEARLY THE SAME AMMOUNT OF STUF AS DOUBLE STUF... don’t even get me started on how double stuf is only like stuf and a half
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Hazel Boy 16 Jul 18
You know life is good when your ex subtweets you in some fuckin snapchat streaks
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Hazel Boy 15 Jul 18
Protip when you start to feel drunk don’t start taking more shots
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Hazel Boy 14 Jul 18
WHY DO DOMINOS DELIVERIES HAVE TO BE OVER $13 IM POOR AND I DONT HAVE A CAR
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Hazel Boy 13 Jul 18
A wise man once said treat your main bitch like lettuce
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Hazel Boy 13 Jul 18
Anybody want to play tetris?
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Hazel Boy 12 Jul 18
Welp looks like i broke my foot
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Hazel Boy 10 Jul 18
“I’ll shoot you with laser eyes and then warm my pancakes” -My little brother 7-10-18
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Hazel Boy 9 Jul 18
You’re all wrong the Earth is a pyramid
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Hazel Boy 8 Jul 18
The time spent in the bathroom is dictated by how long a game of tetris and or sudoku might be... i think i have a problem
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Hazel Boy 8 Jul 18
anybody that said frootloops y’all need to have a talk with a psychiatrist
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Hazel Boy 7 Jul 18
Me: I'd like a table Hostess: sure, how many? Me: one table should be enough
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Hazel Boy 6 Jul 18
Music is easily one of the most important things in life (besides oreos)
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Hazel Boy 6 Jul 18
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Hazel Boy 6 Jul 18
Heat... hurts. I petition the banning of weather over 90 besides 3 days a year considered "heat days" Where school and work is canceled and theres free entry into pools and water parks.
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Hazel Boy 5 Jul 18
We don’t have ac and it’ll be in the low 100s the next couple of days so I went out and bought one of the Artic Air things and holy shit they’re a life saver
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