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Andy Baxendale, MSc Jul 20
Fun Fact Friday. Did you know some candies, such as lollipops, candy canes, gummy bears, gum drops, licorice twist and sour balls are free of fat and cholesterol, making them a healthier treat than many people realise!
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Death Star PR Jul 17
BREAKING: Emperor Palpatine claims he misspoke while issuing Order 66: "In a key sentence in my remarks, I said 'Wipe them out. All of them. ... The sentence should've been: 'DON'T wipe them out.'" (SINCERE apologies to all of the Jedi who were subsequently murdered.)
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Richard K Herring Jul 17
Make America Russia Again (all of it, not just Alaska) (AOINJA)
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Simon Hamer Jul 17
In the final war between man and machines, at least we’ll get a break.
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Susie Dent Jul 17
My word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’: a 19th century wooden toy puppet whose limbs jerk about at the whim of the puppet master. It soon became used for a politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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Simon Hamer Jul 16
It’s a bit like........
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Simon Hamer Jul 16
Piers is sooo butch!
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Ed Solomon Jul 15
This is a kind of poetry, really
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Ron Perlman Jul 15
Questions? Comments?
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Simon Hamer Jul 15
Replying to @perlmutations
Shatner’s Bassoon!
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Donald J. Trump Jul 10
NATO Alliance is USELESS! For example, if England attacked the United Kingdom tomorrow, the USA would HAVE TO send troops and fight for BOTH SIDES BECAUSE of our NATO obligations!! I've EXPLANED THIS to MY so-called generals, who aren't very smart, because THEY JUST DON'T GET IT!
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Andy Baxendale, MSc Jul 11
Wednesday Wisdom The origins of confectionery can be traced back to about 2000BC to the ancient Egyptians who made sweets by combining fruits and nuts with honey!
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Trevor Donovan Jul 7
Every now and then, we see a real hero. This is the last photo taken of Sgt. Saman Kunan before he lost his life on Thursday while returning from delivering oxygen to the boys trapped in the cave. He retired from the Thai Navy, but volunteered to help.
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Simon Hamer Jul 10
Replying to @TheSweetConsult
This looks like a fairly smart unicorn!
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Andy Baxendale, MSc Jul 10
Have any of you spotted Unicorn Smarties in your local Asda? I'm still searching!
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Rahul Setia Jul 8
I hope everyone takes a moment today to remember Saman Gunan, the Thai Navy Seal that died making sure the kids stuck in the cave had enough oxygen so that today's rescue would even be possible.
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Andy Baxendale, MSc Jul 9
Just spotted that Maltesers are launching Maltester Truffles mid July. Will they be as good as the original Maltesters?
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Simon Hamer Jul 6
Replying to @TheSweetConsult
Just joining in! I normally retweet your stuff too!
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Simon Hamer Jul 6
Replying to @TheSweetConsult
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Andy Baxendale, MSc Jul 6
Tomorrow is World Chocolate Day. What is your chocolate of choice?
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