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Simon Hamer
I was Troop.
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Anagami Nov 17
"Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe." - Ricky Gervais
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Simon Hamer Nov 15
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Chris Morris Bits Nov 13
Clive Anderson shot dead by Noel Edmonds (Brass Eye)
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Games of Remembrance 2018 Nov 7
We were down with as they prepared for a parade, they very kindly took time to explain the significance of football and the ➡️ Last few tickets ➡️
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Poppy® Watch Oct 26
Whether you're at the gym, a football match, a Free Tommy demo or in a scuffle outside a pub, Remembrance the Fallen in style and ensure EVERYONE knows how much you Respect our Lads with this Poppy® T-shirt! Just £29 of the £39 price goes into the pockets of a private company!
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Simon Hamer Oct 24
Replying to @rickygervais
There is an extra cunt, taking a picture of a cunt taking a picture of a cunt with the the goat that he cuntishly killed.
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Simon Hamer Oct 19
Replying to @almurray
Ahhh! The Bulge.
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Simon Hamer Oct 13
Replying to @prodnose
You just have to completely let go and become one with it, step outside your own reality and love it. I can remember the moment this happened to me. Man up wetpants!!!
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Simon Hamer Oct 11
Replying to @TheSweetConsult
90.
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David Davis         Not Oct 10
We are upgrading our assessment of post Brexit food supplies from "adequate" to "adequate +++".
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David Davis         Not Oct 6
As part of out policy of managed divergence from EU standards the UK will be dropping DVD and Blu-ray in favour of Betamax from April next year.
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Simon Hamer Oct 6
Replying to @qikipedia
I think that they would have started before ‘45, you know how architects can be. Do you think they had a topping out ceremony?
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Jesus Oct 3
Replying to @TheTweetOfGod
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Quite Interesting Oct 1
Word of the day: GOVE - to stare stupidly.
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Kumail Nanjiani Sep 27
How is it that they can keep saying there’s no corroborating evidence or witness when they’re the ones who have openly and obviously blocked corroborating evidence and witnesses?
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Frankie Boyle Sep 27
This is a good system the Americans have. It seems that you get one senator who is pro the guy accused of sexual assault, then the next one gets to beg him to let them have a proper investigation.
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Rachael Swindon #GTTO Sep 27
Brexit reassurance update: The Tories have now promoted ex-ASDA and Pepsi Executive MP, David Rutley, to the position of Minister for food shortages. I genuinely don’t remember seeing that on the ballot paper.
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Gustavo Luis Sep 27
every woman in this pic tho
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rob nelmes Sep 26
Convince the woman on the till in Tesco that you are from Game of Thrones by buying 100 litres of milk and 200 loaves of bread, then when she's handing over your change, say "Winter is coming". If she still looks unconvinced, burn the fucking shop down with a dragon.
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Quite Interesting Sep 23
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. FRIDA KAHLO
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