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Simon Hamer
I was Troop.
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Simon Hamer Feb 13
Replying to @sarajcox
Get a decent fitted shirt with a proper stand and fall collar with the ‘golf ball’ front and learn to tie your bow tie. Maybe a good cigar and a decent scotch to complete the ensemble. X
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Simon Hamer Feb 12
If it doesn’t bring a tear of pure joy to your eyes, you’re a fucking robot.
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Simon Hamer Feb 12
Replying to @almurray
My fucking name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my fucking father... prepare to fucking die.
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Simon Hamer Feb 9
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
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Simon Hamer Feb 9
Ah! The salad days of 2017!
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Simon Hamer Feb 9
It’s extraordinary isn’t it?
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The Army in London Jan 31
The desire to win matched by the discipline to train and hone your skills to make you “the best” in every facet of your life is what makes officers so impressive. Harry is more than a good rider, he’s also passed the Royal Marines All Arms Commando Course 🗡
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The King's Troop RHA Jan 30
Financial Climate, owned, trained and ridden by the Commanding Officer, Major Harry Wallace wins the Quetta Cup for the first serving member of HM forces past the post and 2nd overall in the Royal Artillery Members race at Larkhill last weekend.
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Simon Hamer Jan 16
Replying to @TheSweetConsult
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Simon Hamer Dec 12
Replying to @TheSweetConsult
Monkey Tennis?
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Nature is Amazing ☘️ Dec 8
If Planets were as close as the Moon
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Simon Hamer Nov 29
He’s funny and correct, which is nice. Also awful.
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Simon Hamer Nov 28
Replying to @Markgatiss
Anno?
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BBC Earth Nov 25
TOO CUTE! Charm's family is growing once more 😍
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Anagami Nov 17
"Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe." - Ricky Gervais
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Simon Hamer Nov 15
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Chris Morris Bits Nov 13
Clive Anderson shot dead by Noel Edmonds (Brass Eye)
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Games of Remembrance 2018 Nov 7
We were down with as they prepared for a parade, they very kindly took time to explain the significance of football and the ➡️ Last few tickets ➡️
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Poppy® Watch Oct 26
Whether you're at the gym, a football match, a Free Tommy demo or in a scuffle outside a pub, Remembrance the Fallen in style and ensure EVERYONE knows how much you Respect our Lads with this Poppy® T-shirt! Just £29 of the £39 price goes into the pockets of a private company!
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Simon Hamer Oct 24
Replying to @rickygervais
There is an extra cunt, taking a picture of a cunt taking a picture of a cunt with the the goat that he cuntishly killed.
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