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Gurftastic
Artistic Director of Deviant Septet, Co-founder of Brooklyn Brass Quintet, freelance trumpet player, and super awesome neat-o guy.
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Gurftastic Aug 23
Replying to @belminican
I mean...
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Gurftastic Aug 23
Wow
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Gurftastic Aug 23
But Trump told us we are winning the trade war, and that it’s good for America...
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Gurftastic Aug 23
Replying to @BrandyLJensen
Maybe take solace in the fact that after death occurs, your bowels evacuate. So he def pooped all over himself...
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Gurftastic Aug 23
Replying to @AlanTheisen
I’m not super into celebrating the deaths of people, but...
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Dan Rather Aug 22
The news that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is joining Fox News is about as surprising as water flowing down hill.
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Gurftastic Aug 23
So there’s a weird quasi-techno but also quasi-Latin but also quasi-surf rock version of “Heard it through the Grapevine”. I think that alone sorta explains why everything in the world is terrible.
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Gurftastic Aug 23
Beautiful view of Stadium this morning in Brooklyn. Oh wait
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Gurftastic Aug 22
Replying to @MKouyoumdjian
For the record I stopped before the package was empty so I can have cookies for breakfast.
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Gurftastic Aug 22
This kiddo is a smart cookie.
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Gurftastic Aug 22
I forget how that series went... Oh wait, no I don't.
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Gurftastic Aug 22
What is the appropriate amount of Mint Newman O's for an adult who's been unpacking and schlepping stuff all day in the heat? you're not allowed to vote, bc you know too much.
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Gurftastic Aug 22
Sorta regretting NOT going to Erv's to get that third cold brew today...
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Gurftastic Aug 22
I mean, technically Di Fara's is a chain, in that he's franchised his recipe out... When I lived on the UWS, Sal & Carmines was the joint, while the closer pizza joint was awful. I make a point not to get slices outside of NYC.
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Gurftastic Aug 22
Chris, your hot take machine is on overdrive.
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Gurftastic Aug 22
It is fun to think about paying sales tax for something, only to have the proprietor keep that money, however.
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Gurftastic Aug 22
What’s easier? Liking something that other people enjoy, or hating everything?
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Gurftastic Aug 22
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Gurftastic Aug 22
Why go to Italy where they don’t even have the Olive Garden?
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Gurftastic Aug 22
Lol
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