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Griffin Newman
Small, dramatic boy • Flying moth man on • Co-host of • Son-in-Law/Senior Advisor to • he/him/RoboCop
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Jenny Nicholson 🔜 Galaxy's Edge 9h
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Griffin Newman 9h
Replying to @GriffLightning
In a very predictable turn of events, people have read deep meaning into a series or tweets I prefaced as being pointedly meaningless.
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Griffin Newman 10h
Replying to @GriffLightning
Some would say I lost one of the earmuffs on my headphones. Others would say I choose to tweet a series of completely hollow faux-koans to amuse myself on the subway ride home as a result. Me? Well, I like to think Twitter is a fucking burden I should have abandoned years ago.
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Griffin Newman 10h
Replying to @GriffLightning
We live. We die. Some other things happen in-between. Given the odds working against us on this crazy blue marble? Well, I like to think we beat the house.
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Griffin Newman 10h
Replying to @GriffLightning
Who knows what the point of any of this is aside from trying to identify the point.
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Griffin Newman 10h
Replying to @GriffLightning
At the end of the day, I mostly left wondering what else we could have done in that given day.
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Griffin Newman 10h
Replying to @GriffLightning
Say whatever you want, but you can’t deny that we tried to do a thing.
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Griffin Newman 10h
Gonna tweet a bunch of meaningless statements in a row.
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Griffin Newman 18h
Replying to @SenatorIvy @tvoti
Ew.
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Griffin Newman 18h
Both of these things can be arranged.
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rob May 26
never forget who debt-free college would hurt the most: military recruiters who'd then have to prey on high schoolers using only that "see the world" bullshit
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Griffin Newman 19h
Replying to @tvoti
I dislike both watermelon and ham. I will happily go with you.
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Susan Hurwitz Arneson Apr 15
Blooper Alert! The door wasn't supposed to come flying off into . Guess has truly become The Tick!!
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Douglas MacK#SaveTheTick May 20
PITCH: The new network that picks up , needs to pair new episode releases with a weekly event called Arthur and Dangerboat’s Movie Night, where in plainclothes sits in the Dangerboat set and hosts a film from their library with
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Griffin Newman 20h
Replying to @AmmonMiller
Five (begrudging) comedy points.
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Griffin Newman 20h
Replying to @rbworkman
I totally appreciate that, and I hope you can appreciate my right to strongly dislike the guy.
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Griffin Newman 21h
Replying to @davidlsims
They’re a nice touch.
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Griffin Newman 21h
Why would I get banned for that?
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Griffin Newman 21h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
. Fuck You.
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Griffin Newman 21h
Replying to @GriffLightning
I’m not inciting violence. I’m not engaging in hate speech. I’m not targeting a protected category. I’m just saying “Fuck You” to a guy who regularly violates all three of those suspendable offenses on Twitter.
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