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Grant Brisbee
I write about the Giants and MLB at . I'm a muter, not a fighter.
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Grant Brisbee 7h
Replying to @GreggPearlman
I felt the most possible emotions. Emotionally maxxed, you might say.
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Grant Brisbee 7h
Replying to @jayrigdon5
[sweating] [tosses phone away] [scrambles for phone] Hey anyone else get so drunk that they puked during a midterm in college i know that I never did
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Grant Brisbee 7h
Replying to @GrantBrisbee
One tweet every other day, with the same format, same gag, and it lands every time! Didn't screw it up with a "Stubbed my toe on a seat in the movie theater because it was so dark" tweet. Just a triple axel of tweeting, and I'm humbled.
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Grant Brisbee 7h
That's Vince McMahon, but he didn't mean to fall down in his chair. It's an act.
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Grant Brisbee 8h
I aspire to use Twitter this perfectly. No wasted tweets. No duffed jokes that land in a sand trap. Just perfection.
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Grant Brisbee 8h
Replying to @GrantLiffmann
So will you, which is good because Bucks Outsiders is just two dudes with selfie sticks at a bar. Hard to compete with that.
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Grant Brisbee 8h
Here's what getting older is all about: "Robb Nen is the son of Dick Nen" -- I absolutely do not care about this, please go away. "Cody Bellinger is the son of Clay Bellinger" -- Oh, hell yes, ahaha, hey, Pete, did you catch this? OMG so good. I have to write about this.
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Grant Brisbee 8h
Replying to @Msbeervendor
I love Bart, but ... yeah, I would drive him to the airport and hand him an envelope filled with my own savings.
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Grant Brisbee 8h
Replying to @jet7111
oh my god, we have to get him out
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Grant Brisbee 9h
Hmm, forgot about the contract. The Braves will need to kick in some salary relief.
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Grant Brisbee 9h
Replying to @GrantBrisbee
Will Smith and Nick Vincent, but only if the Braves throw in a prospect.
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Grant Brisbee 9h
I’ve been thinking about this for a long time, so I’m just going to tweet it out: I think the Giants should trade for Ronald Acuña, Jr.
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The Athletic 15h
🎙️This week on Baggs & Brisbee→ and recap the Giants series vs. the D'backs, Pablo Sandoval at bats and the pitching rotation. ⚾️ New addition to the starting rotation ⚾️ Cycling through the outfield Listen:
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Grant Brisbee 17h
My week in review is here! I wax rhapsodic about Brandon Crawford's play and compare the Tuesday night Giants/Blue Jays game to Steph Curry against the Blazers in Game 1. Which one did I prefer? You will have to subscribe ... to find out.
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Grant Brisbee 17h
Replying to @lindseyadler
what? i'm not sure I get the context of this tweet
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Grant Brisbee 17h
My week in review is here! I wax rhapsodic about Brandon Crawford's play and compare the Tuesday night Giants/Blue Jays game to Steph Curry against the Blazers in Game 1. Which one did I prefer? You will have to subscribe ... to find out.
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Grant Brisbee 18h
Scrolling through your replies, and almost every single one is "hell yeah" or a variation. It's kind of weird.
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Grant Brisbee 19h
Oh hell yeah, congrats
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Grant Brisbee 19h
Replying to @KofieYeboah
Ah, I just got to the end of the thread. Congratulations!
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Grant Brisbee 19h
Replying to @KofieYeboah
I'm sorry that you were fired for swiping office supplies, and this is why the union is so important.
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