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Garrett Whipple
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Brunette Bohemian Mar 18
Hi. Yes, it originated in China, but the technical term is Covid-19 Your mom originated from the back of a Buick Skylark, but we call her Judith Don’t be mean.
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Dylan Wheeler Mar 18
The perfect quarantine schedule, 4:00 - Wallow in self pity 4:30 - Stare into the abyss 5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one) 5:30 - Jazzercise 6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again) 7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing
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Garrett Whipple Mar 18
I CAN’T STOP TOUCHING MY FACE
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Allie Bowditch Mar 12
Yo 2020, who hurt you?!
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matthew miles goodrich Mar 10
the way boomers feel about coronavirus rn is how millennials feel about climate change all the time
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randy Feb 12
guy: the main character is a sponge exec: yuck. i hate it guy: have u considered that it will be a gold mine for memes exec: what the hell is memes
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Eliza Orlins Feb 11
This is a high school student in Camden, AR, who was held in a chokehold by a uniformed police officer to the point where his feet left the ground. His offense? He was arguing with another student. This is unacceptable. Spread the word.
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Garrett Whipple Feb 11
How does everyone have the same EXACT broom though?
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Garrett Whipple Feb 7
When referring to the bathroom, do people say “gotta run to the little girls/boys room” to be mindful of their manners, or is it because the picture on the bathroom door is quite literally a little girl/boy?🧐
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Nick Radzialowski Feb 2
Shakira sounds like she’s going Jellyfish Hunting lmaooooo
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UberFacts Jan 30
Scotland is on track to hit 100% renewable electricity this year.
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Fred MyLeg Jan 28
"If I'm lucky, SOME of Mr. Tentacles' talent MAY rub off on me!" If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will RUB his....tentacles...on..my...art.
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Fred MyLeg Jan 20
a-b-c-d-e-f-g- *doorbell* AH!! H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-
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Humor And Animals Jan 18
the branch manager and assistant to the branch manager (miloandoaks IG)
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Rev. Eric Dunn Jan 16
Every single day is one more step on your ladder to prosperity. Love you, keep grinding
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Fred MyLeg Jan 14
... ... ... MR. KRABS MR. KRABS MR. KRABS
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