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Gary G Knightley
35-year-old beardy cunt from | MCA finalist 2017 | MC and Comedian based in London | | “a filthy hidden gem”
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Gary G Knightley Mar 28
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6th Ocado delivery now. She has taken a photo. What a time to be alive. And an Iceland? The whole cul de sac is chatting about it.
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Gary G Knightley Mar 27
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And a Sainsbury's delivery apparently.
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Gary G Knightley Mar 27
Highlights of the day so far: My MILs neighbour has had her 4th -FOURTH- Ocado delivery of the week.
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Gary G Knightley Mar 26
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Although, I probably start one, but it won't be as good as that. I will do one, reviewing the my day and call it "The Gary G Knightley Nightly Show"
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Gary G Knightley Mar 26
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The best thing is I can no longer do my podcast "Beers, Burgers and Baby changing". The world doesn't need another shitty podcast
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Gary G Knightley Mar 26
The worst thing about this Corona virus, is my audition for the Chase was cancelled.
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Gary G Knightley Mar 26
Seeing you both in Edinburgh 2019 was a great way to break up my drinking. Both stars of the future.
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Gary G Knightley Mar 26
Replying to @BoyceBailey
It got us to Prague!
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Gary G Knightley Mar 26
Pre isolation: I just need time, and then I will create gold. Isolation: The crippling fear of failure still haunts every waking moment. So I will just watch Tiger King
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Gary G Knightley Mar 26
The Twat is dead, long live the Twat! In a fit of lockdown induced Oedipal rage, Eric tried to kill me this morning. Look how happy he is about it. Little twat. @…
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Gary G Knightley Mar 24
Typical my if I can dream role has come up whilst I am on Lockdown. I guess I will just have to make my Jailhouse Rock. Please, don't be cruel, otherwise this may become a heartbreak hotel. At least I have My Boy. @…
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Gary G Knightley Mar 21
During these difficult times, please send your sympathy to my wife, as she has to be on lockdown, with this Twat. @ Knebworth
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Gary G Knightley Mar 18
Replying to @Mark_Cram
You've always been sexy.
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Gary G Knightley Mar 16
The cat has gone apocalyptic and claimed the boys seat. Dog eat dog bitch!
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Gary G Knightley Mar 16
Adverts for and the like seems rather optimistic.
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Gary G Knightley Mar 11
ShitStorM!!! 🤘🤘🤘
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Gary G Knightley Mar 11
This little man is excited that are headlining at NACN 1st birthday tonight! The Grafton, Kentish Town. Come and get covered in shit, like I have been on daily basis.
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Gary G Knightley Mar 4
Started reading again this year, still not as much as I like, but it's great to switch up your entertainment. Incidentally, the Dear Evan Hansen book answers some questions that the musical doesn't answer. Yes he…
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Gary G Knightley Mar 1
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Gary G Knightley Feb 25
A night of joy, laughter and tasty beer. 6 of our favourite acts, unleashing their funny for your aural pleasure. And it's FREE!
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