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gabriel pacheco
NYC based Chicano Comedian/ co-host
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If I was forced back into the classroom to teach in September, I’d require the UFT to provide me with daily baggies of ketamine so I could walk into the breach placidly.
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gabriel pacheco Aug 7
Somewhere over the rainbow is my macaroni in a pot
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Sarah Jaffe Aug 5
the teachers in Chicago also stay winning
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gabriel pacheco Aug 4
The remake of 25th Hour in a few years taking place in NYC in the wake of the 2020-23 pandemic is going to be really cathartic.
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gabriel pacheco Aug 4
2020 motto: “it is what it is”
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gabriel pacheco Aug 4
Replying to @NatTowsen
Pizza was def my pre-pando food. Haven’t had it once since March
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gabriel pacheco Aug 4
The Grandfathers of Anarchy are going to spread Corona Virus far and wide after their conclave in Sturgis South Dakota. Riders of the Cytokines Storm.
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gabriel pacheco Aug 4
Liberty: This goes back to the tension between positive and negative freedoms. I’d rather the freedom from rampant yet easily preventable illness than the freedom to go to a boomer biker orgy.
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gabriel pacheco Aug 3
Replying to @gabe_pacheco
They didn’t make it into the last helicopter out.
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gabriel pacheco Aug 3
RIP to all the class pets that got left behind in March by accident.
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gabriel pacheco Aug 3
If I was a classroom teacher, on the first day of school, I would bring home the aquarium. For sure, the school is going to shut down within a week. Might as well have a place for tropical fish to make your apartment cozy. Or your own diner lobster tank.
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gabriel pacheco Aug 3
Any science teachers who have to go to a school in September, immediately bring your lab equipment home on day. The school will close within a week, but you can start cooking meth remotely to make ends meet.
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gabriel pacheco Aug 3
Replying to @gabe_pacheco
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gabriel pacheco Aug 3
This week on we cover Scream with guest Listen on Spotify
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Lucie Pohl💥 Aug 3
is BACK tomorrow at 7PM EST 2 blow some laugh rockets into your elbow!!! Featuring the legend , the funniest in the galaxy AND + the 💥😱💥 on @ulovelucie 🔥
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gabriel pacheco Jul 31
TIGF! Time to find a parking lot bistro and slurp down a hot bowl of pho that’s been lightly dusted with delivery truck exhaust
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Chris Calogero Oct 27
When the edible hits and you think you’re playing it cool
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sheriamattiscomedy Jul 31
Sit at home and let make you laugh! Tonight! 8PM on Zoom! Eventbrite link in bio! ✊🏾🔥❤️🌈
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Patton Oswalt Jul 26
What the fuck is happening in America? This is sickening. Little wannabe Army man cosplaying tubbos assaulting a Vietnam bet.
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The Next Binge Thing Jul 28
In this episode & talk about The Last Dance, conditions on love & the perfect quarantine unicorn. Which sounds eerily like what Amber used to be like. Don't it always seem to go...
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