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Unapologetically oppressing English Football since 1863. *Parody, obviously.
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The FA Jul 6
It’s coming home.
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The FA 10 May 16
The FA strongly condones the savoury incidents this evening involving both the Manchester United team coach outside West Ham United's...
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The FA 24 Mar 15
Replying to @tjgg260
It's actually us- I just have to say I'm a parody so people don't hate us...... Even more :-)
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The FA 24 Mar 15
Replying to @tjgg260
We were out of the office and down to the local by the time Chelsea kicked off- who could be bothered to go look back over it?
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The FA 24 Mar 15
Replying to @Harrison_write
@HSTaylor97 If there was institutional racism, wouldn't we enjoy one foreigner stamping on another?!
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The FA 24 Mar 15
Thanks. We always did pride ourselves on being better than the , which isn't too much work thankfully!
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The FA 9 Mar 15
Replying to @vokeydan @BurpTheWorm
Joe Hart understands the word "bribe", Di Maria can't even speak English.
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The FA 8 Mar 15
@TeamTan1985 You can't ban someone just because their facial hair is a bit dodgy.
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The FA 8 Mar 15
Replying to @charlottelarabe
We have given a certain Aston Villa fan that resembled a unicorn VIP tickets.
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The FA 7 Mar 15
Replying to @Coulson_Chris
@cdlacks79 If he acted with dignity, he wouldn't have gobbed all over him!
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The FA 7 Mar 15
Replying to @Coulson_Chris
We don't like people who plead guilty. We want some fight, some bribes and some fun.
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The FA 7 Mar 15
Replying to @stuartbutler100
I also found a replay on my 90" tv of Cisse getting a red card this season- hence the extra game ban.
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The FA 7 Mar 15
Replying to @JohnMJames1
I've never been bought an extravagant gift from anyone in the lower leagues. There's something that doesn't happen
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The FA 7 Mar 15
Replying to @Mab_Taliesin
Is that you, Sir Alex?
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The FA 7 Mar 15
The FA didn't receive a 20 page dossier on spittle, I received a 20 page Porsche catalogue.
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The FA 7 Mar 15
Replying to @stuartbutler100
Clear replays on the 90" tv Louis bought me clearly shows that Cisse is the instigator, Stuart.
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The FA 7 Mar 15
Replying to @Iam_Allbright
@IamNufc Cisse clearly spat more than Evans. Louis bought my wife another Porsche. The ban is justified.
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The FA 7 Mar 15
clearly that the amount of saliva that left Cisse's mouth was significantly more than that of Evans.
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The FA 7 Mar 15
Contrary to popular belief, Cisse's ban was not longer because of previous offences this season. It was longer because video footage shows
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The FA 7 Mar 15
There is a lot of confusion over the bans handed out to MUFC's Evans and NUFC's Cisse. There's a clear reason one player got a larger ban.
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