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foone
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so instead, compost the rich. The bacteria, protozoa, and fungi in compost will dilute and destroy the toxins. The end result? relatively clean, fertile soil, perfect for planting new crops in. Those crops will be safe to eat, since you'll only get small levels of toxins.
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foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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You sometimes see this bio-accumulation nastiness stuff happen when people lose a lot of weight in a short period, because some nasty chemicals like pesticides will accumulate in your fat.
The doses you're exposed are small enough not to hurt you at the time...
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foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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but you suddenly drop 50 pounds and all the pesticides that accumulated in those 50 pounds of fat all hit your system again, at all once. and that can be too big of an accute dose.
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foone
@Foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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in any case, the #1 reason you shouldn't eat the rich is because of how much they love expensive seafood. seafood tends to have high mercury levels, and mercury is not an element you want to fuck with.
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foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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but as long as you eat only small amounts of mercury at a time, it's not going to reach toxic levels... but it might accumulate.
Then someone comes along and eats your rich ass, and WHOOPS now they have mercury poisoning.
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foone
@Foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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so yes. if you take away anything from this silly, silly thread:
COMPOST THE RICH.
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foone
@Foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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Wikipedia has a fun diagram about how mercury biomagnifies up the food chain.
Just imagine this little cartoon but with "rich dude" eating the halibut, and then "the revolutionaries" eating the rich dude, but with Xs over their eyes. pic.twitter.com/iImCn0jUwz
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foone
@Foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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in any case, I'd like to point out (because of recent events and, you know, the law) that this thread is in no way intended to suggest you should compost (or eat) the rich.
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foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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This is primarily intended to take the (already hyperbole) call to "eat the rich" and share some science knowledge in a humorous way.
Eating or composting a person is still murder, and yes they still count as a person if they're rich.
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foone
@Foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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so don't go out and kill any rich people because of this. that's not the point.
But if you ever find yourself in the situation where you and your fellow comrades have just killed some capitalist pig and someone suggests "LET'S EAT THEM! EAT THE RICH!", say NO.
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OpenSorceress
@OpenSorceress
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29. lip 2018. |
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You've thought this out so well, you could drop this thread in a slide deck with an XY plot graph and raise a seed round
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foone
@Foone
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29. lip 2018. |
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the problem is that then I'd get rich, and we know what would happen after that.
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M.H.
@sfpoetess
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I like how you made the same point 3 times consecutively. It gave the message a very gentle tone, like you’re writing a children’s story.
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Crab Wells
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29. lip 2018. |
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It would be super poetic for major polluters to end up re-fertilizing the soil they've contaminated. They'd hate that. I approve.
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Erwarten Sie Fehler
@AstroTsukino
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30. lip 2018. |
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My new protest slogan. I'll put a link to this thread like it's a bible verse.
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Sarah S. She/Her
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30. lip 2018. |
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Ive heard a lot about endo cannibalism, where you cremate the dead and add the ashes to soup. Would carving off a bit of haunch or tenderloin, cremating that bit to season chili or bean soup, and composting the rest be a safe way to eat them?
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@LPanwill
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30. lip 2018. |
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humanure composter recommended - not because of the name (though would probably make logistics easier) but by it’s design it heats up enough to burn off any problematic bacteria/viruses etc.
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Jaylee James ٩꒰ ˘ ³˘꒱۶~♡ Play Stories!
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6. lis 2018. |
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This is an amazing thread and you are an amazing person. I hope your weekend is spectacular.
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🌈 black triangle on my shirt 👉🏻🤛🏻 🖤
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I fucking love you
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Hawthorn
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6. lis 2018. |
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@threadreaderapp unroll please, comrade
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