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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
it's slowly accumulating in all his fat cells, at a slow rate. since it's safely kept there and not all circulating around his bloodstream, it's not causing any huge negative effects. But then The Revolution Is Begin and you go and eat him.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
guess what: you just had 50 years of Rich Guy Meals worth of bio-accumulated toxins all dumped into your digestive system all at once!
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
so instead, compost the rich. The bacteria, protozoa, and fungi in compost will dilute and destroy the toxins. The end result? relatively clean, fertile soil, perfect for planting new crops in. Those crops will be safe to eat, since you'll only get small levels of toxins.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
You sometimes see this bio-accumulation nastiness stuff happen when people lose a lot of weight in a short period, because some nasty chemicals like pesticides will accumulate in your fat. The doses you're exposed are small enough not to hurt you at the time...
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
but you suddenly drop 50 pounds and all the pesticides that accumulated in those 50 pounds of fat all hit your system again, at all once. and that can be too big of an accute dose.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
in any case, the #1 reason you shouldn't eat the rich is because of how much they love expensive seafood. seafood tends to have high mercury levels, and mercury is not an element you want to fuck with.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
but as long as you eat only small amounts of mercury at a time, it's not going to reach toxic levels... but it might accumulate. Then someone comes along and eats your rich ass, and WHOOPS now they have mercury poisoning.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
so yes. if you take away anything from this silly, silly thread: COMPOST THE RICH.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
Wikipedia has a fun diagram about how mercury biomagnifies up the food chain. Just imagine this little cartoon but with "rich dude" eating the halibut, and then "the revolutionaries" eating the rich dude, but with Xs over their eyes.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
in any case, I'd like to point out (because of recent events and, you know, the law) that this thread is in no way intended to suggest you should compost (or eat) the rich.
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foone
This is primarily intended to take the (already hyperbole) call to "eat the rich" and share some science knowledge in a humorous way. Eating or composting a person is still murder, and yes they still count as a person if they're rich.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
so don't go out and kill any rich people because of this. that's not the point. But if you ever find yourself in the situation where you and your fellow comrades have just killed some capitalist pig and someone suggests "LET'S EAT THEM! EAT THE RICH!", say NO.
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foone 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
instead, compost the rich. because your revolution should be a healthy and environmentally friendly one.
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nite 0wl 🔑⬡ 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
It would only be murder if you kill them in order to eatbor compost their remains, otherwise it is just mishandling of human remains.
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Cooper 2. srp 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @nite0wl @Foone
This. And that mishandling is very much a "depends" as we've got graveyards where, among normal people, the rich are composting. They're likely distributed over the soil among normies to prevent toxin concentrations. Funny, topical film in light of this:
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Naraes 29. lip 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @AileshaFox @Foone
Money does not really exist. It's just a big lie used by people in power to exploit the product of people's labor. You could be composting all the physical bills and coins in the world (metal is hard to compost though), wall street would barely notice it...
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fauscx 1. srp 2018.
Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
Debatable
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