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Replying to @HoodlumRIP
Republicans like... "Trump will never do that to *me*!"
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About three far-right websites have shared that "story"... not very convincing.
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Hunter Biden was never under investigation for anything having to do with Burisma. He joined in 2014. The scope of the investigation was 2010-2012, and the investigation was dormant/over by the time the prosecutor was fired for corruption. But it makes a nice story doesn't it?
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"50% approval from MAGA! Winning!"
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Replying to @MollyJongFast
I swear there must've been a first page that said "Your name is Donald. You're the president. Don't act surprised by this."
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Replying to @tomiahonen
Oh, man. I can imagine the movies that will be made about this sh-tshow. The scathing (yet 100% accurate) portrayals. I can't wait.
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Any cow in existence would be far better than Nunes, and not just in terms of common sense.
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Replying to @HoodlumRIP
"Please hold your breath if you feel you might hiccup."
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The wheels on the TrumpBus go
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Replying to @HoodlumRIP
"I've agreed to go back to Walter Reed intermittently because they've never seen someone my age so healthy and they desperately want to study me to see how it's possible!"
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Replying to @HoodlumRIP
"I want nothing but DNR"
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Justin Amash 5h
Ambassador Sondland has eviscerated the Trump/Republican narrative.
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Replying to @HoodlumRIP
"I definitely didn't force that bank to give me all of their money... but if I were them, I'd give me all of their money. Just saying..."
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Replying to @HoodlumRIP
If he's so addled he needs to write those things down to remember them, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire first page is "Your name is Donald Trump. You are the President. Don't act surprised by this."
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Replying to @HoodlumRIP
Does that say "Get Zelensky to do me right..." ? 🧐
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Replying to @rebeccaballhaus
"The president speaks very loudly, and with very colorful language, while pontificating on the symbolism of A$AP's latest album."
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Replying to @GreatScott1991
Lol. When you're excited to give them something new and nice as a treat, and they're like...
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Replying to @GreatScott1991
Those who refuse to sacrifice themselves and lie to congress to protect me have obviously had it out for me from the very beginning!
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TC πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 4h
As much as I despise their red hats, I kind of wish they would keep them on after he's booted from office - purely for purposes of identification & avoidance.
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