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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ
Welcome to...The Fiction Files. Created by a Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor with an unhealthy fictional character obsession.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 24
Looking for: a twin with terrible spying abilities and ever more terrible life decision making skills. Must love power, poison, and pretty kings.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 23
If we're being honest, our favorite Duarte sister.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 22
Cardan on Tinder: JUDE? *Swipes right* ... Aw, FUCK. It was just trashy Taryn. *Googles "How take back swipes on Tinder"*
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 21
Wanting a guy who gives no fucks. Drama kings NEED apply. *Grabs popcorn* 🍿
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 20
Cardan on Tinder: Jude, EW GROSS DON’T BOTHER. SWIPE LEFT PEASANT. Also Cardan on Tinder: Jude, EW GROSS...*Swipes right*Β  *Creates ten more new accounts so he can keep swiping right* can you verify?
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 14
Currently cooking up some new profiles for the Cruel Prince crew. MWAHAHAHAHA! We’re hoping they’ll meet the approval of And guess who we chose this theme song for?? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜Ž
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
Replying to @FictionFiles
Dream Guy: Intellectual, mysterious type who isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty. Must exercise mind, body AND soul.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
Replying to @FictionFiles
Looking for a semi-psychotic street racer with a ~talent~ for forging and a not-so-subtle party animal lifestyle.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
Replying to @FictionFiles
In need of a tech mogul with mind-reading robotic bees. Model experiencing a bonus. Must love Madonna.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
Replying to @FictionFiles
Looking for an angsty, stuck-up, non-psychic lady who doesn’t mind going by the name Jane. Funky hair & fashion a plus.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
Replying to @FictionFiles
The Perfect Match: Shy, southern gentleman with a bit of an anger issue and sacrificial tendencies. Being good with cars is a bonus.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
Replying to @FictionFiles
Trying to find a smol, soft spoken cinnamon roll who loves punk rock and has a low body temperature. Ability to get flung out of a second story window is a plus.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
Replying to @FictionFiles
In need of a rich, adorable cinnamon roll who obsesses over dead kings and spiritually wounded friends. Vintage cars a plus, but not necessary. Glasses are a bonus. Must smell of mint.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
Replying to @FictionFiles
Looking for a bad ass teen farmer who gives no fucks, speaks fluent Latin, and walks around with a Raven in public. Should be able to throw a decent punch and thrive on the pain of his enemies.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 13
We've been neglecting our Twitter, but fear not! We're here to brighten your day with a thread. CC:
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 3
Needing a ginger with an eye of gold and a fiesty temper.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 2
In need of a lady with truth powers and major sass skills. We’re not easily offended by your outbursts.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 1
Swipe right if you love ancient beings with immense power and striking silver eyes. WILL need to be loaded to help support her serious jewelry addiction. Being a fluent speaker of bitter sarcasm recommended.
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ May 1
Replying to @CassianManBun
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π™΅πš’πšŒπšπš’πš˜πš— π™΅πš’πš•πšŽπšœ Apr 30
Trying to find a General with a heart of gold and a lot of muscle. Sense of humor and low levels of maturity are a must.
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