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Kristin
Bus wife, stoop friend.
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Michael Jay McClure Dec 10
[hang glides into Twitter] No more stories about how a single death impacts a small community packed with secrets [hang glides out]
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Trump's Ties Dec 10
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Kristin Dec 11
In December, there is no past and no future; there is only Target
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Kristin Dec 10
Replying to @LadyBusiness_
Yes, every single time!
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LadyBusiness Dec 9
A TV show I'd like to pitch to CBS is Paula Cole: MCU (Missing Cowboys Unit)
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Kristin Dec 9
Replying to @publiceyestl
Omg. I’ve never seen that!
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Kristin Dec 9
My 9 year old keeps “ok boomer”ing me and I need the people who created Life Alert bracelets to make a pendant or brooch I can clutch and complain to when this happens.
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turkey jerk Dec 7
Amazing new way to refer to puberty
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Kristin Dec 8
Even dogs get stressed about the holidays.
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Kristin Dec 7
I loved this story
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Kristin Dec 6
Last night I had a vivid stress dream and woke up at 4am. The thing that calmed me down was remembering that Salt ‘N Pepa had an album titled ‘A Salt with a Deadly Pepa.’
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Kristin 24 Dec 14
A Coen brothers nativity, featuring Frances McDormand as Mary and William H. Macy as the baby Jesus.
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LadyBusiness Dec 6
Witch is a craft
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Eileen Curtright Dec 6
Waiters offer you dessert like they’re inviting you to some Eyes Wide Shut pervert mask party
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Kristin Dec 6
Replying to @cococoyote
She’s right on the money re only getting candy she doesn’t like. Every year I wish I did this.
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Kristin Dec 6
Replying to @CalmTomb
YES. Why indeed.
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Kristin Dec 6
Replying to @FeralCrone
[at a tootsie roll viewing] “It looks so peaceful.” “No, it looks weird and unknowable. It’s alienating and I don’t understand why we do this.”
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Kristin Dec 6
Tootsie rolls are like if you embalmed chocolate
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Mave Dec 6
*faving a tweet i do not understand* sure babe, go nuts
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Elizabeth Hackett Dec 2
If my husband bought me a Peleton, I'd spend a year making selfie videos of me drying my bras on it.
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