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Tim Schenck
Episcopal priest , author, blogger, syndicated columnist, creator, drinker. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.
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Tim Schenck 12h
When your father’s been gone a long time, it’s rather surreal to imagine what he’d be like at the age he’d be if he had lived. Mine died at 51 and would now be 78. How old would YOUR late father be?
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Tim Schenck 13h
Seriously? Not a SINGLE one of my many children (okay, two) got me this coffee mug for ?! Ingrates! (though they did take me out for coffee)
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Tim Schenck 16h
Nice to see all the “my dad’s the greatest” posts. There are some amazing fathers out there. But the reality is that most of us are just doing the best we can.
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Tim Schenck 23h
is brought to you by the number 3.
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Tim Schenck Jun 14
This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Tim Schenck Jun 14
Note to preachers: the Turducken is not an appropriate sermon analogy.
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Tim Schenck Jun 13
Replying to @MistressWenzer
Yes. I think there’s a song about that: Breakfast at Trinity’s.
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Tim Schenck Jun 13
It’s bad enough autocorrect turned Holy Spirit into Holy Spider earlier today. But I refuse to eat St. Patrick’s Breakfast tomorrow morning!
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Tim Schenck Jun 13
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Tim Schenck Jun 12
Replying to @HalieC_Lassie
Yes. But not by me. Yet.
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Tim Schenck Jun 12
Don’t really care who wins it, but the is the greatest trophy in all of sports. And I still want to do a baptism using the Cup as the baptismal font.
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Tim Schenck Jun 12
Replying to @scottagunn
Strangers now are friends? What about the archnemeses among us?
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Tim Schenck Jun 12
So glad you enjoyed it!
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Tim Schenck Jun 11
Despite the fact that they missed the extra point, the should be paid as much as the men’s team. Oh, who am I kidding? Pay them MORE!
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Tim Schenck Jun 11
Spoiler Alert: They can. And should. And do.
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Tim Schenck Jun 11
Oh, great. In anticipation of Trinity Sunday, I can’t get Holy, Holy, Holy out of my head.
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Tim Schenck Jun 10
Replying to @scottagunn
I generally don’t vote in church-themed bracket competitions. Is this a thing?
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Tim Schenck Jun 9
My 97-year-old parishioner told me today’s service was the best one she’s ever attended. Spoiler Alert: she’s attended a lot of Pentecost services.
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Tim Schenck Jun 9
Wow. Even the flowers are wearing red for .
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Tim Schenck Jun 8
Replying to @vickspy
Hope you enjoy it!
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