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Tim Schenck
Episcopal priest , author, blogger, syndicated columnist, creator, drinker. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.
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Tim Schenck 1h
I’d go with either “explain the Trinity in two minutes without being heretical” or “how come you didn’t visit me in the hospital even though I didn’t tell you I was there?” Any other advice for someone seeking to “Stump the Rector?”
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Tim Schenck 3h
There’s a reckoning a-comin’, church folks. And it’s called The Program Year.
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Tim Schenck 5h
I liked this one because it looks like it’s crying. If only abandoned coffee mugs could speak!
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Tim Schenck 6h
Replying to @revcynhall
Nope. Though I always thought it would be funny to write a book called Three Cups of Coffee to complement/troll Three Cups of Tea.
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Tim Schenck 7h
Abandoned coffee mugs always seem to have stories to tell.
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Tim Schenck 20h
The single most important feast day of the church year is a mere 3 weeks away. International Buy a Priest a Beer Day is September 9th!
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Tim Schenck Aug 18
“Inverted Yield Curve” sure would make a great name for a heavy metal band.
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Tim Schenck Aug 17
Soft serve ice cream from an outdoor stand on a warm August evening. For my money, nothing else in the world tastes more like...childhood.
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Tim Schenck Aug 17
I can’t be the only one who finds the last few days of vacation slightly stressful. Quick - Relax! Have Fun! Get De-stressed!
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Tim Schenck Aug 17
Replying to @kelle4fsu
Mostly just stayed on the floor in the fetal position.
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Tim Schenck Aug 17
Replying to @elizabethgeitz
Ha! And thank you - truly. Hope you enjoy it!
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Tim Schenck Aug 16
Since it’s , here’s one: Congress.
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Tim Schenck Aug 16
I love wearing this shirt to specialty shops just to see if I’ll get bounced.
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Tim Schenck Aug 16
It’s hard to express just how much of a bad ass I feel like when I’m driving around town with my windows down, blasting NPR.
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Tim Schenck Aug 15
Good news! I have a bridge to sell you...in Greenland.
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Tim Schenck Aug 15
Replying to @christinabelle
Well, we’ll see. A few things...percolating.
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Tim Schenck Aug 15
Writing books is like running marathons. You cross the finish line and you SWEAR you’re never going to put yourself through that ordeal again. Yet a few months later you find yourself training again...
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Tim Schenck Aug 15
Replying to @joesales
Well, I know what they STAND for!
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Tim Schenck Aug 15
Truth be told, I really don’t know the difference between a DM and a PM.
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Tim Schenck Aug 15
I need new acolytes.
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