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Tim Schenck
Episcopal priest , author, blogger, syndicated columnist, creator, drinker. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.
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Tim Schenck 2h
Happy ! Nothing like a little non-profit competitive blood sport to spice up your timeline.
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Tim Schenck 6h
Replying to @zed1291
Right. Which was never tested in court.
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Tim Schenck 6h
Is a pre-emptive pardon like pre-emptive absolution? If so, I really don’t think that’s a thing.
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Tim Schenck 8h
Organ tuning day is ALWAYS a work at home day. Ugh.
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Tim Schenck 22h
Ummmm...shouldn’t that be Bethlehem the Beautiful?
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Tim Schenck 23h
Replying to @scottagunn
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Tim Schenck 23h
Replying to @scottagunn
Useful? No.
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Waiting for the post-Thanksgiving COVID numbers and death totals to come in over the next couple weeks is not the kind of waiting I had in mind this Advent.
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Replying to @colinscameron
Right?!
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
I’m still confused as to how my new status as a pandemic televangelist has not translated into a lifestyle of excess in the name of Jesus.
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Also, from heretofore I shall call him Hipsy. I can only hope he hates it coming from his priest.
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Aha! So part of your fraternal family tree. And will do. Rob and his family are doing great and he’s a valued friend and confidant.
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Instead of Elf on the Shelf, for 2020 I’d like to see Fauci on the Couchi. This should totally be a thing, right?!
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Replying to @jaketapper
Rob Hess!
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Replying to @dvdpeters @jaketapper
Peak Episcopal would be if the necktie was for the “Society for the Preservation of the Crimson Badger of the Baying Hounds Harvard Yale Club.” But point taken.
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
How am I just finding out now that one of my former Senior Wardens was ’s fraternity brother at Dartmouth and not just a random acquaintance but his big brother?!
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Replying to @scottagunn @fwd_mvt
Hahahaha. No.
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Tim Schenck Nov 30
Happy Cyberattack Monday! I’m personally looking forward to hacking into ’s headquarters to steal online pamphlets from my archnemesis . Good luck with your own cybercrimes today!
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Tim Schenck Nov 29
Replying to @scottheidi576
Jury’s still out.
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Tim Schenck Nov 29
Well, we’ve located the Advent wreath, but can’t find the candles. Which is pretty on brand for a clergy family.
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