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Tim Schenck
Episcopal priest , author, blogger, syndicated columnist, creator, drinker. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.
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Tim Schenck 3m
The real question is how will Mike Pence share a debate stage with Kamala Harris while still sticking to the Billy Graham Rule?
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Tim Schenck 34m
Hey, , do we need to name a Vice-President for ? Any nominations out there?
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Tim Schenck 39m
Call me old fashioned, but I much preferred American elections without foreign interference.
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Tim Schenck 1h
Googling “dolly grip.”
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Tim Schenck 1h
Haha! Awesome! Our “people” will be in touch next week.
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Tim Schenck 1h
Emmys are exempt. But only if you let me and Jack borrow one for a top secret video we’re conspiring to make in the next couple weeks.
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Tim Schenck 5h
Pretty sure you’re the only parishioner with an Emmy. Though Jack and I are hoping to win one for our “award winning” online worship.
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Tim Schenck 5h
I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure FOMO stands for Fear of Missing Obama.
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Tim Schenck 6h
The whole idea of Mount “Rushmore” does feel a bit...ironic, no?
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Tim Schenck 20h
I know it’s time to get a haircut when the only thing I can see on Zoom calls is just how much I need a haircut.
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Tim Schenck 21h
This is the best.
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Tim Schenck 24h
There’s no “I” in Coronavirus! Oh, wait...
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Tim Schenck Aug 10
BREAKING NEWS: Trump University to offer hybrid model this fall, composed of in-person dying and remote lying.
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Tim Schenck Aug 10
Replying to @colinscameron
I like the name. That’s the only thing I like.
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Tim Schenck Aug 10
Replying to @john_a_spear
Thanks for joining us! And that was a...unique ending yesterday.
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Tim Schenck Aug 10
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Tim Schenck Aug 10
Replying to @scottagunn
Decafitate yourself.
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Tim Schenck Aug 10
Replying to @scottagunn
Stop being so Sankamonious.
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Tim Schenck Aug 10
Replying to @scottagunn
Folger mouth up, please.
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Tim Schenck Aug 10
It’s such a joy when someone delivers you a perfectly brewed, beautiful mug of coffee on a Monday morning. It was me. I did it for myself.
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