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Fake Library Statistics 11h
What would you accept in order to forgive a patron's fines:
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Fake Library Statistics 12h
You have a 50/50 chance that a librarian will waive your fine if you give them enough chocolate so you may as well try
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 22
38% of librarians use IRS rules and give themselves until April 15th to meet the previous year's reading goal
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 21
When you call into a webinar and want everyone else in the office to think you’re paying attention
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 20
Replying to @UVaLibrary
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 20
45% of library QR codes are links to cat videos
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 19
By 3 o'clock on Friday afternoon there's only a 29% chance that it's tea in the librarian's mug
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 19
13% of library book clubs had a new member last month; it was terrible
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 18
How are you keeping warm at the library:
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 17
Sorry Ken, but every librarian knows that it’s James Patterson books
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 17
Richard Scarry was right!
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 17
12% of youth librarians will spend an hour looking for the hula hoops they use every two years to make the before admitting to themselves that they don’t really care
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 17
The only thing most librarians enjoy about winter is having regular weather-related excuses to stay home instead of socializing
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 17
Mine is used for general household storage needs but the gin and whiskey are just around the corner
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 16
The number one place parents take their ill children after a visit to the doctor is their public library's children's department
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 15
On a related note, this week alone 78% of librarians have given their ILS the middle finger
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 15
10% of librarians aren't introverts, they just don't like other people
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Fozzie Bear Jan 14
What article of clothing can you wear over and over? A card-AGAIN! Ahhhh! Wool you or won't you laugh at this? !
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 14
Actually only 89% of books have their reader
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Fake Library Statistics Jan 14
Replying to @LibraryTech415
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