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☠️Braaains Swift☠️
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ 2h
And air conditioning
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ 2h
Replying to @Remember_Sarah
Pangolin Habadasher
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ 2h
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Mongoose Phrenologist
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ 2h
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Capybara Bootblack
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ 6h
Imagine hooking up with the nerd who uses “come” instead of “cum” when talking about an orgasm. Fuck outta here, Poindexter.
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Margo Howard✍️ 21h
Would U kind friends help shame Twitter's bureaucracy (if they R not all bots?) Neither my lawyer nor I have had any luck. Please RT. 🤞
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ 15h
Replying to @geekylonglegs
He has literally looked exactly the same since 1993
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ 20h
lmfao this Tinder (probably fake) profile is just pictures of Kate Middleton. And that bio...
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Coolee Bravo Oct 22
Atlanta so gay I just accepted it. A nigga told me I was thick and I was like “You see it” and kept walkin bro. I ain’t even gonna argue wit niggas no mo
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 22
46% of ~2000 people who answered the home phone and didn’t hang up when they realized it was a pollster calling
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 21
Jesus this is some straight up hunger games shit right here. I’m disgusted. This is not America.
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 21
Overheard grandma tell granddaughter “don’t say that you’ll make them feel bad” and the granddaughter replied “I like it when they feel bad”
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 20
Replying to @BBW_BFF
The car chases in Die Hard With A Vengeance are well written, both in dialogue and moving the plot forward
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 20
Replying to @twoohthreezy
That is so you
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 20
Replying to @bikiniraptor
Again, I’m sorry that I made a joke that sounded so shitty. Thanks for calling me out. I’ll make note of my tone and context next time.
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 20
Replying to @bikiniraptor
But as for their status as human beings, all women deserve respect and admiration and I am always 100% polite and thoughtful. No exceptions.
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 20
Replying to @bikiniraptor
The ONLY thing I don’t care about is a 4” text block explaining why someone is an ovo-lacto vegetarian non-binary raver gypsy
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 20
Replying to @bikiniraptor
Sarcasm, Car, sarcasm. Sorry it read as earnest. I didn’t mean it that way.
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 20
Sometimes these things are good
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☠️Braaains Swift☠️ Oct 20
Replying to @dogmom206
Jesus fucking Christ
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