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F.P. Molina
GEEK-ART-FIRE-SLEEP. I make stuff and watch dogs.
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F.P. Molina 13h
Replying to @NakedMormonism
I just meant on the history, and it sounded like they were talking to humans & very "The LDS is great, we dont want to make them mad"
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F.P. Molina 15h
Replying to @NakedMormonism
The definitely had more detail from when he went on the run till the present. I think they got their Mormon history from LDS sources though
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Shane Liesegang, SJ Dec 14
Wow, Trump *actually* managed to get Christmas cancelled.
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F.P. Molina 15h
Replying to @NakedMormonism
Did you see that the Cults podcast just did Warren Jeffs? It's like the preschool version of this ep. I yelled No! At least once
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Fake Dispatch Dec 10
From the makers of Santa-Cam comes "God Is Watching" cam. Place these cameras in your kids' rooms and bathroom to let them know God is making sure they don't do anything evil. Make sure you put one in your bedroom, too. God is watching!
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F.P. Molina Dec 9
Holy Geagua you got it right!!
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F.P. Molina Dec 5
I just ate a bag of Laffy Taffy & didnt read one joke. I'm not sure my selfcontrol is working properly.
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Fake Dispatch Dec 4
Can you imagine being Donald Trumps lawyer? It's like following around a toddler and having to say, "It was me that pooped in his pants."
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F.P. Molina Dec 1
When even a simple beer bottle makes you think of Joseph Smith
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F.P. Molina Nov 30
Me this morning “Where are my car keys, car keys, Where are my car keys, Bruce R. McConkies...damn it!”
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F.P. Molina Nov 22
Replying to @MyBookofMormon
I’m kinda jealous
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Fake Dispatch Nov 21
Sometimes I like to mention Betty White on Twitter in the hopes of getting her name trending so that everyone else panics and thinks that she could have died.
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Richard Speight, Jr. Oct 21
Another masterpiece! I think the casting in this one is especially inspired.
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F.P. Molina Oct 20
Heiferless Heber, more wives less cows
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F.P. Molina Oct 20
Replying to @NakedMormonism
Unlike the Telestial Kingdom
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F.P. Molina Oct 20
Replying to @NakedMormonism
At least you didnt need to say Gnatenhuten, Tuscarawas, or Gallipolis. Also, you rock!
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F.P. Molina Oct 19
a minute to figure out where in Ohio you were butchering in the backlog. Geagua: Jee-ah-Gah Cuyahoga: Kye-ah-hoe-gah
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Fake Dispatch Oct 13
I think the President of the Virgin Islands is a dick.
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Fake Dispatch Oct 12
Take everything bad about religion, put the kid you hated from drama class in charge & have a subscription fee.
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F.P. Molina Oct 12
Where does sick puppy like to puke, oh yes, on me :(
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