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F.P. Molina
GEEK-ART-FIRE-SLEEP. I make stuff and watch dogs.
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Fake Dispatch Dec 10
From the makers of Santa-Cam comes "God Is Watching" cam. Place these cameras in your kids' rooms and bathroom to let them know God is making sure they don't do anything evil. Make sure you put one in your bedroom, too. God is watching!
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F.P. Molina Dec 9
Holy Geagua you got it right!!
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F.P. Molina Dec 5
I just ate a bag of Laffy Taffy & didnt read one joke. I'm not sure my selfcontrol is working properly.
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Fake Dispatch Dec 4
Can you imagine being Donald Trumps lawyer? It's like following around a toddler and having to say, "It was me that pooped in his pants."
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F.P. Molina Dec 1
When even a simple beer bottle makes you think of Joseph Smith
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F.P. Molina Nov 30
Me this morning “Where are my car keys, car keys, Where are my car keys, Bruce R. McConkies...damn it!”
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F.P. Molina Nov 22
Replying to @MyBookofMormon
I’m kinda jealous
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Fake Dispatch Nov 21
Sometimes I like to mention Betty White on Twitter in the hopes of getting her name trending so that everyone else panics and thinks that she could have died.
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Richard Speight, Jr. Oct 21
Another masterpiece! I think the casting in this one is especially inspired.
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F.P. Molina Oct 20
Heiferless Heber, more wives less cows
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F.P. Molina Oct 20
Replying to @NakedMormonism
Unlike the Telestial Kingdom
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F.P. Molina Oct 20
Replying to @NakedMormonism
At least you didnt need to say Gnatenhuten, Tuscarawas, or Gallipolis. Also, you rock!
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F.P. Molina Oct 19
a minute to figure out where in Ohio you were butchering in the backlog. Geagua: Jee-ah-Gah Cuyahoga: Kye-ah-hoe-gah
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Fake Dispatch Oct 13
I think the President of the Virgin Islands is a dick.
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Fake Dispatch Oct 12
Take everything bad about religion, put the kid you hated from drama class in charge & have a subscription fee.
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F.P. Molina Oct 12
Where does sick puppy like to puke, oh yes, on me :(
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F.P. Molina Oct 3
I learned that listening to while walking the dog in is not always a good idea
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F.P. Molina Sep 27
Replying to @thesmotty @PBMom
Yes it is. The future is filled with nomads, getting ready for post-trumpocaliptic foraging
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F.P. Molina Sep 26
Replying to @thesmotty @PBMom
Ah yes, I've been watching those videos as well..and dreaming of being the crazy lady who lives in a van
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F.P. Molina Sep 25
Replying to @thesmotty @PBMom
Well I've been more focused on trying to find a place to live. Getting tired of sleeping on my friend's floor :/
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