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F.P. Molina
GEEK-ART-FIRE-SLEEP. I make stuff and watch dogs.
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F.P. Molina 9h
Replying to @jumblejim
Hot shit I need a drink
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F.P. Molina 9h
Replying to @jennsilveira
Dude, the picture of the guy holding it is killing me
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F.P. Molina 9h
My dog, life of the party, till I get home & we hide. I prefer the morning after shots
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Amanda Tapping Jul 12
I can help you with that Elon. Just saying....
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F.P. Molina Jul 13
Replying to @stargatecommand
Never gets old
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F.P. Molina Jul 1
Thanks for sharing my birthday Canada!
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F.P. Molina Jun 23
selling beer: F Customer: I love your skirt! Me: Thanks, it is LuLaRoe...which is totally a Mormon period scheme. Crap, pyramid scheme! F: I love a good Mormon period scheme! Crap, now I’m doing it. M Customer: Joseph Smith was a period denier!!!!!!
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F.P. Molina Jun 18
Boobs. Gets me every time (couldn’t find the right gif, but works)
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F.P. Molina Jun 11
The new Dr. Smith gives me the absolute creeps
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Jennifer Silveira Jun 1
The Ontario election just got a lot weirder
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F.P. Molina Jun 2
the memory of you Andy Warholing Larry King, randomly popped into my head. You’re kinda my hero sometimes.
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Frog Eyes May 17
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F.P. Molina May 15
When the wine reps ask you to do a personal tasting at 10:30am, ask how many kinds first
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F.P. Molina May 5
Replying to @BaronDestructo
That is the most wasteful use of precious metals ever
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F.P. Molina May 5
I’m glad dogs can’t talk, cuz mine would be running around screaming “GIVE ME SOME BULL PENIS!” All freakin day.
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F.P. Molina Apr 25
Yesterday I finally bought smaller jeans. Today I discovered gluten-free cheese cake at Aldi.
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F.P. Molina Apr 22
Holy shit
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Fake Dispatch Apr 21
You deserve better. I mean batter. Cake batter. Delicious cake batter.
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F.P. Molina Apr 2
Monday is the perfect day to drink coffee while listening to and looking at cute animal photos
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Tiny Mix Tapes Mar 27
Frog Eyes are about ready to croak, announce announce final album and farewell tour (, )
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