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Alex
Lazy perfectionist and former balloon distributor.
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Alex 9h
Replying to @wearefixtures
Imagine the chaos at Parish.
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Alex 12h
Bit harsh. Did this guy slag off the Police reunion or something?
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Alex Sep 23
NP: - Into the Wave
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Alex Sep 23
Finally saw The League of Gentlemen live. Undoubtedly one of the legendary comedies, so many memorable moments. Got a crippling headache from laughing. Thanks !
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Alex Sep 22
Replying to @modestlaura
Sadly double-booked myself and can't make it. Hope it's amazing.
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Alex Sep 22
For a second I thought it was a Misfits gig.
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Alex Sep 22
Had National Express drivers do the same thing, throwing mine and my friend's bags, all the while resembling BBCQT gammons in hi vis jackets.
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Alex Sep 22
Replying to @bdwfrankish
That is a good pun.
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Alex Sep 22
Replying to @Dahill_sim
PS. Why can you buy bear traps off Amazon!?
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Alex Sep 22
Replying to @Dahill_sim
Might get a bear trap off the US Amazon. Then if it's the lettings agent lying about it, I'll be able to tell.
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Alex Sep 21
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Alex Sep 21
Asked an eBay seller for a tracking number, received three ranting emails about how angry he is with me. Would it be justified or childish to tell him to go jump in front of a train?
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Alex Sep 21
Replying to @cranoogwen
Weirdly nothing I can see. Changed WiFi password and lock and cancelled bank card to be on the safe side. It's either the lettings agency and they just lied about it or some creepy unknown person.
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Alex Sep 21
😂
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Alex Sep 21
I had an intruder in my flat this week. They didn't break in, though the locksmith believes they used a bump key to force the lock. One can only wonder how long the perpetrator had been casing the joint. Time to take security matters into my own hands. Current mood: this guy.
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Alex Sep 21
Replying to @FluffCustard
Next you'll be name-dropping Elviss.
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Alex Sep 20
Interesting read if you're into Sumac or other work by .
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Alex Sep 20
Perpetual earworm. Bloody love Angel Dust.
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Alex Sep 20
An article about why you should never feel bad about dropping toxic people followed by an article about why "ghosting" your friends is cruel. Internet, you are a confusing place.
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Alex Sep 20
Spot of on the big screen for Halloween? Groovy.
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