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FGOTP
Funny Guy on the Prowl. Older. Wiser. Grayer Chin. America Ya Gotta Love It
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FGOTP 23h
Turns out pot is only legal in Nevada at private residences. Smokin' new biz opportunity : herb-bnb. You heard it here first.
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FGOTP Aug 5
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FGOTP Aug 3
Picture of President's hand while taking Boy Scout Oath. Now I get it.
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FGOTP Jul 26
Fox & Friends please tell everyone would REALLY LOVE him if he stepped down to let our country move on. Narcissism for good.
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FGOTP Jul 26
I remember when my 5-year-old didn't get his way & wailed "That's not fair!" He didn't understand "fair" means fair to all concerned.
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FGOTP Jul 21
OJ Simpson getting out of prison and Sean Spicer resigning -- Coincidence?
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FGOTP Jul 13
It's a lot easier to eat plain yogurt if you think of it as sour cream without the potato.
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FGOTP Jul 9
County now offering new recycling program for old antibiotics. They call it Tetra-recyclin'.
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FGOTP Jul 7
Now available in paperback for the first time. America Ya Gotta Love It #1. Essays 1-246. Aged and piquant.
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FGOTP Jun 27
I'll be with you in a second. I'm waiting for my background program to close.
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FGOTP Jun 21
This just in: Trump's secretary reports 18 and a half minutes of missing Tweets.
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FGOTP Jun 20
Archaeologists discovered fossilized bean curd. WooHoo! Finally I'll be able to enjoy Vegan Bone Broth!
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FGOTP Jun 19
Why is it decor is now hard granite counters and slate floors when our phones most vulnerable to dropping? Apple/Samsung conspiracy?
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FGOTP Jun 18
I'm ok with 7% of Americans who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. But where does chocolate cottage cheese come from?
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FGOTP Jun 14
Smart-aleck private detective, a cult leader, and a pocket gopher full of miracles. What's not to like?
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FGOTP Jun 14
Jerry Farmer's new book is out. Think of it as Funny Guy on the Prowl meets private detective Jobe Carson.
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FGOTP Jun 14
News agency transcriptions lately say "unintelligible" & "garbled". Picture shows why. When it comes to audio, Smartphones are Dumb.
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FGOTP May 23
Finally - A place that let's me be "happy" in the morning. Nothing like cheap well drinks at 6am to start the day off right.
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FGOTP May 20
Robots among us. Check out Lacey STEM Fair at Huntamer Park till 3:00 today
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FGOTP Apr 20
Went to this evangelical church for a funeral and they didn't even have wi-fi. So much for attracting young people.
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