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Funny Guy on the Prowl. Older. Wiser. Grayer Chin. America Ya Gotta Love It
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FGOTP Jun 20
Vetter Dental's readerboard wonders why the term muffintop was chosen instead of belly donut. Sadly, both terms make me feel hungry.
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FGOTP Jun 19
Got one of those new scratch n sniff stamps from Postal Service. Amazing! Scratched it and it smells exactly like paper and glue.
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FGOTP Jun 2
Roxy Road Show's at the Lacey Rotary Duck Dash at Tumwater Falls Park. Ducks drop at 4:00. Family fun and food too
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FGOTP May 22
Perhaps the current administration has finally brought about the "classless society." There's certainly no class in the Presidency.
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FGOTP May 19
Roxy Road Show set up at Lacey Spring Fun Fair. Fun is officially underway.
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FGOTP May 17
Times were tough when I worked my way thru college. I was so poor I could only afford Bottom Ramen...
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FGOTP May 14
Definitely getting old and weary. I'm so old I don't even have allergic reactions. Even my immune system doesn't care anymore.
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FGOTP May 12
Help Stamp Out Hunger with Letter Carriers today. Roxy Road Show at Pacific and Fones Albertsons till noon
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FGOTP May 10
Good news. Giuliani will soon be representing a new client: Anthony Scaramucci!
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FGOTP May 10
I like the Pocket Gopher. Only endangered species that sounds like a euphemism.
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FGOTP Apr 4
Hi Stephen. Jerry and Jean just want to thank you for letting us take part in your First Drafts segment. The feedback on our end has been overwhelmingly positive. You are the best! Thanks again
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FGOTP Mar 20
On your next rush to judgement remember: The villagers with pitchforks look funny- till they're coming for you.
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FGOTP Mar 13
New Jobe Carson novel out today. Cycle Psycho and Demented Dad
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FGOTP Jan 20
3x3 B-Ball Tourney at SPSCC all this weekend. Qualifying for the Olympics.
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FGOTP Jan 13
Talking to vegan about eating salmon on the way upstream. They should. Not cruelty. It's suicide intervention.
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FGOTP Jan 12
How homophones cause trouble. My friend told me being a masochist is the saddest thing. I said he was wrong. He was hurt.
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FGOTP Jan 11
Heard Blood Sweat & Tears playing in Seattle. Too bad only original member left is Sweat. Blood and Tears both OD'd in the 90s
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FGOTP Jan 8
Georgia Alabama game tonight. Roy Moore scheduled to throw out the first sour grape.
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FGOTP Jan 3
Met a person at a holiday party I was sorry for: Nothing more pitiful than a vegan with a soy allergy.
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FGOTP Dec 28
Why isn't intuitive spelled in-two-ah-tiv?
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