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Funny Guy on the Prowl. Older. Wiser. Grayer Chin. America Ya Gotta Love It
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FGOTP Oct 20
America Ya Gotta Love It #3 now available. Troubling humorous essays from Feb to Dec 2007. We never learn.
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FGOTP Oct 11
Future archaeologists digging thru ruins of 21st century will attribute WWW3 to the loss of 3 things-- Courtesy, Empathy, Dignity
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FGOTP Oct 10
New this Halloween -- Hanford Pumpkins! They also give your Jack O' Lanterns an especially eerie glow.
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FGOTP Oct 5
Funny Guy returns with Facebook Live. Check out Unboxing Dirty Daves video at Thurston Talk FB
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FGOTP Oct 5
America Ya Gotta Love It #2 is ready. Radio essays from 2006-2007. Historical Rants. Grousing seasons of old.
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FGOTP Sep 27
Just one question: Are the Mariners mathematically eliminated from next season yet?
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FGOTP Sep 25
Recent science study says if I sleep 10% more I'll live 10% longer. So what? I won't be awake to enjoy it.
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FGOTP Sep 25
Heard about the pirate that could only say "Ay." Turns out he looked at the sun during the eclipse and damaged his "Aye."
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FGOTP Sep 22
In response to world ending with tomorrow I plan to sleep late -- maybe really late -- maybe forever...
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FGOTP Sep 22
Fun. Now I'm hankering for a "tossed" salad. Maybe with goop dressing? And Ya Gotta Love the wide receiver gloves Mike sports in the video.
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FGOTP Sep 22
Turned 65. Was hoping to be put out to pasture. Then they moved the pasture 5 years away.
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FGOTP Sep 21
Being over 65 is hard. Can't remember if it's my long term memory or short term memory that's getting worse.
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FGOTP Sep 20
Recently hit 65. From wannabe to neverwas in the short space of a lifetime. Ah, the curse of creativity.
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FGOTP Sep 19
Saw an ad for an island resort called Atlantis. Really? Which cruise ship do I take to get there? The Lusitania or the Titanic?
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FGOTP Sep 18
Forget about "cradle to grave." I like "conception to cremation." From a "piece of ass" to a "piece of ash."
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FGOTP Sep 7
Something made my dipstick shrink. It doesn't show oil at the end anymore. Maybe it's from chemtrails.
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FGOTP Sep 6
Heard postal stamps going up to 60 cts. How about if I sell you a letter thru Amazon for 25 cts and you use 2-day free shipping?
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FGOTP Aug 26
The 5th Annual Artisan Market at Shipwreck Beads if you're feeling crafty.
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FGOTP Aug 15
Turns out pot is only legal in Nevada at private residences. Smokin' new biz opportunity : herb-bnb. You heard it here first.
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FGOTP Aug 5
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