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Funny Guy on the Prowl. Older. Wiser. Grayer Chin. America Ya Gotta Love It
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FGOTP Jan 20
3x3 B-Ball Tourney at SPSCC all this weekend. Qualifying for the Olympics.
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FGOTP Jan 13
Talking to vegan about eating salmon on the way upstream. They should. Not cruelty. It's suicide intervention.
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FGOTP Jan 12
How homophones cause trouble. My friend told me being a masochist is the saddest thing. I said he was wrong. He was hurt.
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FGOTP Jan 11
Heard Blood Sweat & Tears playing in Seattle. Too bad only original member left is Sweat. Blood and Tears both OD'd in the 90s
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FGOTP Jan 8
Georgia Alabama game tonight. Roy Moore scheduled to throw out the first sour grape.
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FGOTP Jan 3
Met a person at a holiday party I was sorry for: Nothing more pitiful than a vegan with a soy allergy.
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FGOTP Dec 28
Why isn't intuitive spelled in-two-ah-tiv?
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FGOTP Dec 27
I hear the words "trickle down" and "pass through". If the new tax bill is so good why does it sound so excremental?
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FGOTP Dec 24
Flammable and inflammable -- I don't know the difference and English is my first language...
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FGOTP Dec 23
Remember the reason for the season --- it's not spicy enough.
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FGOTP Dec 22
My neighbors have blow-up Nativity Scene decorating their front yard. Nothing says religious epiphany like an inflatable baby Jesus.
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FGOTP Dec 22
Love the way our area Cities decorate for the holidays. Almost every big intersection has red and green lights.
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FGOTP Dec 21
Happy Winter Solstice. I don't know about you, but I'm ready for some reindeer games...
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FGOTP Dec 15
Come to Legion and Franklin till 5:30. Listen to Capital High band do Christmas Carols and donate to Salvation Army
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FGOTP Dec 15
Put my camping tent in my front yard with red light inside for Xmas. Makes my neighbors wonder what it's an inflatable of.
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FGOTP Dec 14
Just got the results from my personality test. Bummer. Turns out I'm a Slytherin.
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FGOTP Dec 13
It's often been said that Alabama electorate is unmoored. But now it's in a good way.
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FGOTP Dec 12
Is it just me or does Sarah Huckabee Sanders sound like a side dish at KFC?
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FGOTP Dec 1
50 years since The Beatles released "I Am The Walrus" Crap! I am the aged-man!
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FGOTP Nov 30
Had my annual old guy medical exam yesterday. Amazing what can be tolerated with sufficient lubrication.
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