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Funny Guy on the Prowl. Older. Wiser. Grayer Chin. America Ya Gotta Love It
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FGOTP Dec 1
50 years since The Beatles released "I Am The Walrus" Crap! I am the aged-man!
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FGOTP Nov 30
Had my annual old guy medical exam yesterday. Amazing what can be tolerated with sufficient lubrication.
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FGOTP Nov 27
Sorry I'm late. My internal dialogue turned into a huge argument.
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FGOTP Nov 25
Science just discovered cinnamon burns fat. WooHoo! Off to Cinnabon!
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FGOTP Nov 22
David Cassidy and Charles Manson die in the same week. Coincidence?
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FGOTP Nov 21
Putin and Assad Bromance. Who says Heartless Dictators don't have Heart.
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FGOTP Nov 21
Prez pardons Turkeys named "Drumstick" and "Wishbone." Nice to name animals after the parts of them we plan to eat. Ta Ta Lambchop.
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FGOTP Nov 17
My Outlook calendar said I was in a meeting. My vacationing boss texted me and my phone's auto-reply said I was driving. Think he'll believe my rolling desk chair is really fast?
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FGOTP Nov 11
It's true! Behr offers 50 Shades Of Grey paint. Bonus, every can comes with a safe word.
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FGOTP Nov 10
We are a progressive community. Headlines say, "Bank Robber escapes on Transit Bus." So cool. In Olympia even our bank robbers choose green transportation alternatives.
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FGOTP Nov 6
So happy Dukes of Hazzard and Growing Pains never had combo show. Weird characters. Not ready for Boner meets Cooter. Just sayin'...
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FGOTP Nov 6
America Ya Gotta Love It 4 now available. Return of the Curmudgeon
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FGOTP Oct 30
Halloween plan: Leave empty bowl on porch with sign that says,"Please Take One." Little beggars will blame each other.
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FGOTP Oct 20
America Ya Gotta Love It #3 now available. Troubling humorous essays from Feb to Dec 2007. We never learn.
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FGOTP Oct 11
Future archaeologists digging thru ruins of 21st century will attribute WWW3 to the loss of 3 things-- Courtesy, Empathy, Dignity
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FGOTP Oct 10
New this Halloween -- Hanford Pumpkins! They also give your Jack O' Lanterns an especially eerie glow.
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FGOTP Oct 5
Funny Guy returns with Facebook Live. Check out Unboxing Dirty Daves video at Thurston Talk FB
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FGOTP Oct 5
America Ya Gotta Love It #2 is ready. Radio essays from 2006-2007. Historical Rants. Grousing seasons of old.
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FGOTP Sep 27
Just one question: Are the Mariners mathematically eliminated from next season yet?
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FGOTP Sep 25
Recent science study says if I sleep 10% more I'll live 10% longer. So what? I won't be awake to enjoy it.
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