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FGOTP
Funny Guy on the Prowl. Older. Wiser. Grayer Chin. America Ya Gotta Love It
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FGOTP Jun 21
This just in: Trump's secretary reports 18 and a half minutes of missing Tweets.
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FGOTP Jun 20
Archaeologists discovered fossilized bean curd. WooHoo! Finally I'll be able to enjoy Vegan Bone Broth!
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FGOTP Jun 19
Why is it decor is now hard granite counters and slate floors when our phones most vulnerable to dropping? Apple/Samsung conspiracy?
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FGOTP Jun 18
I'm ok with 7% of Americans who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. But where does chocolate cottage cheese come from?
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FGOTP Jun 14
Smart-aleck private detective, a cult leader, and a pocket gopher full of miracles. What's not to like?
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FGOTP Jun 14
Jerry Farmer's new book is out. Think of it as Funny Guy on the Prowl meets private detective Jobe Carson.
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FGOTP Jun 14
News agency transcriptions lately say "unintelligible" & "garbled". Picture shows why. When it comes to audio, Smartphones are Dumb.
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FGOTP May 23
Finally - A place that let's me be "happy" in the morning. Nothing like cheap well drinks at 6am to start the day off right.
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FGOTP May 20
Robots among us. Check out Lacey STEM Fair at Huntamer Park till 3:00 today
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FGOTP Apr 20
Went to this evangelical church for a funeral and they didn't even have wi-fi. So much for attracting young people.
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FGOTP Apr 14
I love Holy week. Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, Holy Saturday, Easter Sunday, and Cyber Easter Monday-- all online Peeps half off.
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FGOTP Mar 27
No truth to the rumor that when Trump was told he had to do State of the Union address he said, which State?
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FGOTP Mar 21
I'm so excited. I got the new Abacus app for my smartphone. Finally, all my swiping can be mathematically meaningful.
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FGOTP Mar 17
Just heard Monopoly is getting rid of more classic pieces, including the thimble. Sad. Thimble of a simpler time...
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FGOTP Mar 12
My smoke detector just went off. Needs new battery. True reason for Daylight Saving Time: conspiracy of 9-volt battery makers.
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FGOTP Mar 8
They say jobs have been lost to automation not outsourcing. 21st Century U.S. Job opportunity : Robot Lubricators!
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FGOTP Mar 7
You know you're getting older when your Groove Thing turns into your Wrinkly Thing
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FGOTP Mar 6
This just in: Obama only started wiretapping Trump when Trump got hold of Obama's real "fake" birth certificate (fake tweet)
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FGOTP Mar 6
Über introducing a new ride hailing service for Southern Bubbas -- Güber. (fake tweet)
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FGOTP Mar 3
A friend told me the plural of brother-in-laws was brothers-in-law. So what's the plural of Pina Colada? Is it safe to say out loud?
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