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Liz
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NOT A WOLF May 14
BY THIRTY FIVE YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED HALF OF YOUR RETIREMENT WHICH IS EASY IF YOUR RETIREMENT PLAN IS TO WADE INTO THE SEA
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Josh Gondelman May 19
A fun thing to do is to say, to a dog that someone is petting: "Is this guy bothering you?"
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Ray May 20
By age 35 you should begin to see signs of the sheer futility of all your efforts to stave off your impending demise
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Liz 2h
You can always help by retweeting/spreading the word.😊
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Spreading The Love Apr 30
May is Mental Health Awareness Month and you can help us spread awareness AND raise money to provide support for individuals struggling with mental illness by purchasing one of these shirts. Help us reach our goal here:
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Moishe's Mom 8h
Pit bulls are heroes. Pitbull’s love their families. Pitbull’s are big huggy sweethearts. Pitbull’s are the best. I’m sorry Onyx that you were burned all over your face and body. You showed the true character of all dogs: loyal loving family members. May you live a long long time
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Liz 2h
Rather, a hopeful romantic.
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Liz 3h
What's crazy is him holding this over your head. It happens to lots of people-- don't worry about it. It's funny so just laugh it off.😄
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Kyle 🌱 23h
[first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this
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Liz 15h
Replying to @Noyaqweep
Hope you have a great day! Have fun!❤️
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Liz 16h
Happy Birthday, Noya!!!❤️
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Luke Culpitt May 22
RT to support my need for approval
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Liz May 22
Replying to @PlayKatiePlay @Twitch
Congratulations!❤️
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Liz May 22
"They must earn it to deserve any of that."👍👍
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Liz May 22
Replying to @gigirules7 @Twitter
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Liz May 22
Dear Women, Don't be so judgy. Sincerely, Other Women
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flood May 21
by age 35 you should be kind.
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Liz May 20
This made me laugh.
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Sweet Arpeggios Mar 16
Sometimes you break your own heart while caring about someone else's.
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Liz May 20
Replying to @coconutmonkey06
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