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Liz
Never run upstairs when you're in a horror movie.
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Sadly American Owen Meany Oct 18
"I'm sorry, it's too late in the series run to introduce a major character." - me, meeting anyone new.
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Liz Oct 19
Replying to @Sumidian_
I hope she feels better soon.💙
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Hannah Parker Oct 17
180 pound Alaskan Malamute.
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Liz Oct 19
Thanks and hope everyone has a great weeekend. :)
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Liz Oct 19
When the cashier laughs and jokes with the customer ahead of you, but hardly says two words to you..
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Rock🇺🇸 Oct 18
Today's assignment: walk up to a random coworker and say "everybody knows what you did" and then walk away.
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Catie Larson Oct 17
Sometimes it physically hurts to hold in my sarcastic comments.
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Liz Oct 18
We still have each other, Coconut😔😨
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Liz Oct 18
Replying to @tinyelvisbkwd
Yes and it's so sad. Trick-or-Treat is never on Halloween anymore.😕I know of other places that do the same. When I was a kid we went on Halloween and continued after dark.
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Liz Oct 18
I love this so much😩 I wish there were more
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TheCoconutMonkey Oct 17
Replying to @Ewizubef @YouTube
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Liz Oct 18
Replying to @OhHell_Cherry
"I Know it's Over" by The Smiths
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Julia Gulia Oct 17
I don't care what a guy's pecs look like as long as he can make a well-timed 'What About Bob?" reference.
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Sheeeena Oct 17
Inside every person you know there is a person you don't know
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NotJPo Oct 15
Your use of the word literally makes me think your education was figurative
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Abe Yospe Oct 17
Whenever I look at old fashioned pictures and none of the people are smiling, I think, "I wish I lived back then."
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Liz Oct 17
Hope he's okay and feels better!
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Liz Oct 17
Replying to @sophiaoswalt
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