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Liz
Never run upstairs when you're in a horror movie.
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Wilde Thingy Aug 17
I pretty much never return missed calls because I figure, if it's genuinely important, they've probably got the wrong person.
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Liz 7h
Replying to @IQRiddlesDaily
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Liz 7h
Replying to @IQRiddlesDaily
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Replying to @IQRiddlesDaily
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Rodney Lacroix Aug 20
Computer: Your password needs to be changed. Me: [changes password] Computer: Your password can't be the same as the previous 5 passwords. Me: [changes again] Computer: Your password must have 1 capital letter. Me: [changes again] Computer: Your password- Me: [quits job]
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Liz 24h
Replying to @depressionarmy
Mental health care/therapy for everyone a billion dollars will afford.
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Liz 24h
I have Comcast and I have no complaints, but it's just internet.
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FROMSOFTWARE Aug 20
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice will be released worldwide on 22nd March, 2019. We hope you look forward to it.
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Liz Aug 20
My hobbies include couponing, reading, and exhibiting displaced anger.
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Rodney Lacroix Aug 18
Got a phone book in the mail. Does anyone know how to power this thing on?
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Chris D'Elia Aug 11
I want to see all the dogs. I don’t want one dog to exist that I haven’t seen.
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Jesse Custer 🚬 Aug 19
RT if you're dating someone truly special ❤️
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Liz Aug 19
Replying to @Reverend_Custer
Love this show
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Liz Aug 19
Replying to @seraphicpetal
Same. The natural blonde struggle is real.
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Elizabeth Hackett Aug 19
[sits dramatically in stylist's chair] I'm looking for a haircut that transforms me into the woman I assumed I'd be by now. Or you can just cut two inches and fix the layers.
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Eric Alper Aug 19
Sylvester Stallone still has the turtles from Rocky. They are currently 44 years old.
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unapologetic_cdn Aug 17
Real men don't promise her shit. Real men make shit happen.
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Liz Aug 18
Replying to @coconutmonkey06
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Liz Aug 18
If I see you running errands in your work-out clothes, I can only assume you're in terrible need of a shower.
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