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Eva Burke
Feminist killjoy. Irish Research Council PhD scholar @ TCD researching domestic noir fiction. Cat lady. Tired ass showgirl. She/Her.
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Tim Herbert 23h
My 2-year-old plucked a nice, thick 400-page book from a shelf yesterday. He said “Ah, book, this one” and glanced at the first page. Then he flipped the last page and said “The end. I did it.” He is ready for grad school.
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Eva Burke 3h
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Eva Burke 5h
Replying to @DeclanChellar
Around 75?
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Eva Burke 12h
Replying to @_divided_
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Eva Burke 12h
Replying to @_divided_
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Eva Burke 12h
Replying to @Eva_B89
Don't test me. I'll break your decorative plates and have you expelled from the Tidy Towns.
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Eva Burke 12h
My mother said she's considering quitting her weekly card game because one of the other women was horrible to her and I'm legitimately considering going after this mean old lady. 😂 I'm coming for you, Dolores!
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Sophia 24h
Replying to @FLOTUS
The gold and the aluminium
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Eva Burke 17h
I'd say 70% crime, 30% horror.
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Eva Burke 17h
Terrifying and so well-written!
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Eva Burke 19h
Replying to @victorianclare
It's soul-destroying to witness. The youngest is apparently only 4 months old.
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Eva Burke 19h
I'm sure the toddlers you're imprisoning will be relieved to hear that, you absolute sack of dog shit.
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Justin Ng 21h
The tension was palpable in downing st. had slowly snuck up on sleeping . The look on Palmy's face in the last frame says it all 'Seriously ??! why did I bother sneaking up on him'.
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Eva Burke 19h
Replying to @EmerTheScreamer
Our oldest lived to about 19. 😊
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Eva Burke 21h
Mine certainly isn't, she's as stealthy as a potato. 😂
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Joanne Harris Jun 25
WHO MADE THIS? 😂
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Martyn Havell Jun 23
Keanu Reeves is the age Richard Wilson was, when One foot in the grave started. 54.
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Eva Burke Jun 25
Why isn't Malcolm in the Middle on ?
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Eva Burke Jun 24
I respect that, but my cat gets sad and stressed when she can't play outside. We have a big garden and live in a really quiet residential area. She doesn't go far.
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The Irish Times Jun 24
Fresh appeal for Icelandic man who went missing in Dublin
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