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Eric Schwartz
Seeker of Truth, finder of Food.
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Eric Schwartz Jul 20
This is the first time in history has said "Pardon Me.".
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Eric Schwartz Jul 18
I liked a video I Gotta Problem with That - Eric Schwartz, Matt Nakoa, Jagoda, Neale Eckstein
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Eric Schwartz Jul 18
New Political Tune. Truck Fump! Dig!
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Eric Schwartz Jul 17
Replying to @AnnCoulter @Delta
I'd have asked to have her moved to, her stench being hard on the nostrils.
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Eric Schwartz Jul 10
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Keep it up son! Someone will believe you someday! BTW, I never loved you.
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Eric Schwartz Jul 9
Replying to @naylordesign
Thanks David! Glad you could make it.
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Fred Trump Apr 3
Who let this black guy on my header? , you had ONE JOB.
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Fred Trump Apr 3
Hey . Remember when we were walking down the beach in the Hamptons and I put my arm around you? Neither do I.
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Fred Trump Apr 3
This is me acting like I'm proud of this dumb shit. How much did this cost me? , have I mentioned that I never loved you?
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Fred Trump Apr 3
Don't blame me, I wanted a boy. , change it back to Drumph. The demons are teasing me .
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Fred Trump Apr 3
Ok, Son. I'll give you this. She's a hottie. But son, if the last ones didn't cure your penis envy, what good's this one?
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Fred Trump Apr 3
Hey, , easy on the Chicago thing. Let them work it out.
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Eric Schwartz Apr 3
Answers? You mean Questions. She made up the answers. Like you make up every single fucking thing you say. You're a laughing stock.
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Eric Schwartz Mar 31
Replying to @POTUS @PressSec
Optimism stems from the fact that you and your SCSI administration are going down.
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Eric Schwartz Mar 31
just referred to filibustering the Supreme Court nominee as "unprecedented obstruction". May his bowels experience same.
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Eric Schwartz Mar 30
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Eric Schwartz Mar 29
Replying to @recordBar
you have the wrong guy! No l in my handle.
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Janet Gordon Mar 28
On a wall in Islington by Schneider. A picture says 1000 words
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Eric Schwartz Mar 27
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Because she's not in office. shitgibbon.
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Eric Schwartz Mar 27
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Because of Obamacare, Dipshit. See what I did there? .
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