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Fastwalker
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Fastwalker Jun 19
Great H3 appearance. I respect those who tell the truth about themselves. People are sick of Hollywood fakeness. That's why interviews like this are popular. You're a good dude and I'm glad you're doing so well. Have you ever thought of trying standup?
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Fastwalker Jun 19
Replying to @pupinia_stewart
Hahaha. Dear god. Lil Peep and Xxxtentacion are collabing in heaven to make the worst song possible as we speak. I like the haircut by the way.
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Fastwalker Jun 18
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
You have crossed the line into genuinely frightening bigotry and propaganda. If things continue further down this path expect violent civil unrest. As a Canadian with some American heritage, I'm glad my family left. I'm glad I live in a civilized nation.
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Fastwalker Jun 18
Replying to @madflavor
Theo is my latest favourite. One of the funniest. You're always supporting other comics, calling them up to check in or promoting them. Well done.
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Fastwalker Jun 18
Replying to @schmittychan
My response any time someone mentions Mozart, Brian Wilson or Kurt Cobain.
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Fastwalker Jun 18
I just watched a clip from the DirecTV show where you and Jon were laughing so hard you missed this golden Bocchetti line. "I thought a goiter was the rings girls wear around their necks in National Geographic".
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Fastwalker Jun 15
Replying to @pupinia_stewart
Sit in the Pupinism meditation position and clear your thoughts. Then imagine minions dying various horrible deaths. Getting run over by steam rollers, falling off buildings and getting impaled on sharp fences. Focus on their cries and you will be at peace.
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Fastwalker Jun 9
Replying to @MonroeVampire
You are my eternal muse Sarah. I wish that your psoriasis would rain down on the entire world like a blessed snowfall, curing all of us with it's healing properties.
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Fastwalker Jun 9
The Chicago Blackhawks name sounds exactly like "black cocks". I just imagine someone with no context overhearing the typical macho sports fan telling his friend "I've always loved the black cocks". HAHA.
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Fastwalker Jun 7
Replying to @fallonbowman
Good for you. So did I. Anyone with any sense would have given the implications. That means most people had no sense. Ford won. I live outside of Peterborough and survive on ODSP. My future is in jeopardy now. Embarrassed for Ontario and worried about the future.
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Fastwalker Jun 5
Almost all the AGP videos were fake. Michael has been lying to profit for many many years. He's fine with upsetting his fans to get a click. Michael is a sleazeball.
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Fastwalker Jun 5
Replying to @Lyricoldrap
You're the clickbaitiest clickbaiter ever so this is probably clickbait but I hope its true. Karma for making fake content and pretending its real for so long. You lie to children to make money. Way to go...
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Fastwalker Jun 2
Replying to @trainer_red69
Aw I wasn't aware. Everyone misses you. Well wishes and I hope you recover fully and quickly. Give Milly a treat.
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Fastwalker Jun 2
Replying to @trainer_red69
You still exist in the flesh? Amazing.
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Fastwalker Jun 2
Replying to @schmittychan
Get the DNA test already so you can claim your piece of the Michael Jackson estate.
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Fastwalker May 22
Replying to @MonroeVampire
The Om for depressives. Become the sigh. Become the sadness. Only sadness. Achieve pure un-enlightenment.
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Marlee Matlin May 16
Yanni or Laurel? Don't ask me. I can't hear sh*t
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Fastwalker May 15
Replying to @fallonbowman
I've watched both. Excellent documentaries. Wild Wild Country is the best docuseries since Making A Murderer. The amount of archival footage they had was astounding. This is indeed the golden age of television.
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Fastwalker May 4
Replying to @justnovastorm
I didn't know you had been molested. I feel sad. The combination of that and your parents must have made childhood a rough time for you. A lot of people who were molested become overtly sexual later. It's common in the porn industry. It changes the growing brain of a child.6
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Fastwalker May 4
Your name is Nova Storm now? I'm still calling you Scarlet forever. FOREVER.
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