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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford
I write, I act, I talk rubbish. I quite like dinosaurs.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford 26m
Replying to @TheRealMcCourt
For fucks sake.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 18
Replying to @KatieLB89 @TomHendryk
He looks so happy though.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 18
Replying to @KatieLB89 @TomHendryk
I left him there! I’m so sorry!
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 18
Guys, GUYS ... I just found Budgie in the store cupboard.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 18
Guys, GUYS ... I just found Budgie in the store cupboard.
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MehGyver Nov 14
ROOSEVELT: The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. ME: *From back of audience* Also sharks! ROOSEVELT: No, that’s a good point. Also be afraid of sharks.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 14
Replying to @rachelhappyface
A man once apologised for his dog coming over to me while being walked and I was like, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW OKAY I AM WITH THIS!
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 14
“Blame society as a whole [for that]. Or blame, like, Anthea Turner. I don’t like her.” -
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 14
There’s a lady waiting for the train with a cat in a carrier and my goodness, I hope I get to sit next to her and pet it.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 11
Play Number 3 - A ‘Magic Mike’ tribute show
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 10
Budgie is now my phone’s wallpaper, . You’re welcome,
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 10
Replying to @KatieLB89
She was like that when we got her! PEOPLE: A child with no face is for life, not just for 14/48.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 10
and I have a daughter. It was all very sudden. Please ignore the lack of a face.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 9
When you lose a bet with a colleague and you have to make them tea ... So you make them the best tea EVER.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 8
Replying to @Otisbear
Neil Reading would never fit in this box.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 8
When a job interview is “informal”, I *assume* that means wearing tracksuit bottoms and drinking Prosecco through a straw is okay?
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 8
NICK! Email me at ebamford@leicesterymca.co.uk and let's get you booked in for another show with our equidistant balcony next year, yeah? Cheers :)
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 7
Replying to @TheNickHelm
It’s a pretty good balcony to be fair. You don’t get much better.
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 7
Replying to @TheNickHelm
Booking you in now! What’s your availability like for this time next year? I’m the venue hire co-ordinator too so ... Let’s have you back!
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Emma 'Bamf' Bamford Nov 7
*Never* forgetting ! What absolute legends you both were! Thanks again for coming! Can we have you back again?
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