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Emma B
I make fake legs and puns. I sing, but not very well. I love musicals, comedy, and comic books.
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Emma B 5h
Replying to @jonnysun
Srsly. It's like you're the me that I didn't know I needed to hear from.
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Emma B 17h
It's only a model
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Ron Perlman Sep 20
I mean, that's the FUCKIN GOAL, isn't it. You fuckin deadbeat shills for big Healthcare!
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Emma B Sep 21
Replying to @PFTompkins
Zing! *sobs*
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Emma B Sep 21
Replying to @JeremyMJordan
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Emma B Sep 21
Replying to @JeremyMJordan
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Emma B Sep 20
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Emma B Sep 20
Replying to @JohnJHarwood
THAT IS HOW INSURANCE WORKS!
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Emma B Sep 19
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈Nena's "99 red balloons" is not as much of an easy listening work rock song today...
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Emma B Sep 19
Yeah he mostly stuck to the script, let's please not give him credit for some kind of "new statesman" Trump.
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Emma B Sep 19
If you picked "sovereign" in the drinking game, I hope you're prepared to be day drunk.
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Emma B Sep 16
Because hasn't started the next Harry Potter marathon yet
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Emma B Sep 16
Replying to @jonnysun
I too say "cows" whenever I see a dog
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Emma B Sep 14
Replying to @JohnFugelsang
As a Virgo myself, I take that as a positive *sign*
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Emma B Sep 14
I made the gurrl plz face into the mirror too hard and now my neck hurts.
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Emma B Sep 14
Replying to @TomiLahren
Learn something about white supremacy culture, Topsy. It's all around and always has. It's why you seem "special" instead of "bitchy"
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Alexia Bonatsos Sep 13
Two ex-Googlers want to replace your mom with the wire monkey on the right
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Emma B Sep 14
Replying to @MaraWilson
I buy the break and bake and skip the bake step
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Emma B Sep 14
Replying to @KenJennings
Well, the jeopardy guy said it, so it must be true. (Ps: I genuinely agree with you on this trivial non issue)
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Emma B Sep 14
Replying to @armiehammer
I am jealous of everyone in this scenario
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