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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo!
Ima sneeze... β€” New music coming soon. (Promise)
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 56m
Replying to @Amiewriter
My arms would not know what to do with actual "muscle" on them.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 1h
Replying to @EmDashPython
I tweeted this out again, but with hastags for the new Elton John and John Wick movies. I want 200,000 likes!
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 1h
I’m tired. Someone tweeted about seeing a movie and I thought they wrote β€œElton John Wick.” And now I want to see that movie.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 1h
What looks like at the White House.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 1h
Replying to @LMcTan @Amiewriter
I was just thinking, I bet I haven't done a thousand pushups in my entire life. (Mad respect for Amie!)
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 1h
Data file creation process: Step One: Shoot me now.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 1h
Once again, Bernie Bros prove that the worst thing about Bernie's campaigns are the extreme supporters who liken Bernie being in one photo fifty years ago equals the bravery of the kid who stared down the tank in Tianamen Square.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 1h
Replying to @Amiewriter
That's amazing! If I tried doing the kind where you do them from your knees, not feet, I might be able to do a hundred in seven days. Maybe.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 1h
Here. I made this just for you two years ago.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 2h
Like the Crime Bill?
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 2h
Good lord, why don't you just compare Bernie to Martin Luther King and be done with it.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 2h
Replying to @Someguygrego
Saturday night's alright for *killing three hired assassins with nothing but a pencil*
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 2h
An oldie but goodie. (I added the feathers.)
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 10h
*bot
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 10h
Replying to @cheerful_ExGF
Happy Happy Birthday! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 11h
And LOL, you’re either a boy or working in a boiler room in Moscow. Account created March 2019. Welcome to Twitter, comrade.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 12h
He wasn’t. My point is that he’s claiming to have been effective back then when he wasn’t. It’s a stupid claim to make.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 12h
So what you’re saying is that Bernie has failed to stop every major mistake in the past 30 to 40 years. And you think he’d make a great president because of that. Got it.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 12h
I’m tired. Someone tweeted about seeing a movie and I thought they wrote β€œElton John Wick.” And now I want to see that movie.
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Chuck E. πŸ¦†β€”Q-Q-Ka-Choo! 12h
Just finished watching β€œFleabag” on Amazon. I highly recommend it. It’s one of the best series I’ve ever seen.
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