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GrumpyAlpaca
I'll rest my bitch face when I'm dead. Replies from non-followers are turned off and I don't read them. πŸ’œ The ones you follow. If not, I will unfollow.
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GrumpyAlpaca 10m
Just like every other person I prefer casual Fridays when I finally don't have to wear my suit of snakes to work
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GrumpyAlpaca 1h
Good for you! Excellent choice
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GrumpyAlpaca 1h
We spent so long trying to decide if they were mobsters, traitors, buffoons, or all of the above. By the time we realized they were actual goblins, it was too late...
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GrumpyAlpaca 2h
Replying to @PissedAlpacas
Italiano! πŸ•πŸπŸ·
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GrumpyAlpaca 2h
Replying to @doxiemomdeb
So pretty
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GrumpyAlpaca 8h
GOP and drump’s feed will look like the pride flag 🀣🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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GrumpyAlpaca 8h
Replying to @SebBenthem
Oooh, let me think abt it. I started it for shits and giggles 🀭
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GrumpyAlpaca 8h
dRump and gops feeds be like: πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅ πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅ 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”ΆπŸ”΅
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GrumpyAlpaca 8h
It's friday morning, so there's only 472 hours of work untill the weekend is finally here
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GrumpyAlpaca 8h
This is very embarassing for you
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GrumpyAlpaca 8h
1.she is pregnant 2.she is running for senate 3.she is getting married 4.she is Bernies running mate 5.she wrote a book that is coming out soon
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GrumpyAlpaca 8h
Replying to @doxiemomdeb
Are you going to put the rooms together to create a doll house?
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GrumpyAlpaca 8h
Replying to @WhHartmann @AOC
🀣🀣🀣 I would love that! It would be unconstitutional bc she's not 35 yet, but Fukkk it! tRump wiped his arse with the constitution more than once
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GrumpyAlpaca 9h
Sure you do sour puss
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GrumpyAlpaca 9h
Replying to @AOC
You're running for Senate?
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GrumpyAlpaca 15h
Off course he wants the movie who offers a very simplified and romanticized version of slaves lives on plantations, and not the movie abt class war that requires him to read subtitles Gone with the wind
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GrumpyAlpaca 17h
Replying to @sapper01 @LisaRingGA01
Shut up Mike. If you never went to college you wouldn't kbow
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GrumpyAlpaca 18h
Replying to @ShoopsNChicks
She might actually learn something, and change her mind about him... I'm a 'glass is half full' kinda gal πŸ˜‚
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GrumpyAlpaca 19h
Good, then you’ll finally understand why he should be in jail
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GrumpyAlpaca 19h
Replying to @SebBenthem
In het Nederlands is het nog iets vreemder 🀣
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