Twitter | Search | |
Eleanor Morton
Scottish comedian/writer/actor with weird accent, absolutely not insecure about it. See me here: Ebdon Management
8,711
Tweets
429
Following
3,057
Followers
Tweets
Eleanor Morton 21h
Man yelled at me for telling him to stop yelling on his phone, called me a stupid bitch with an ugly face BUT also a stupid child so hey I look young!!
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton 24h
ELEANOR MORTON POST-MORTON 12.05PM STAND IV NOT 12TH, 19TH CAPITAL LETTERS
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 22
Thank
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 21
Oh phew it wasn't just me that thought this was an awful title
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton retweeted
riverdaughter 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 19
Raise your hand if you’re: -A feminist who doesn’t find “cis” offensive -Include trans women under the umbrella “adult human females” -Believe that “feminism” that doesn’t include ALL women actually doesn’t help ANY women
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 20
God isn't the weather so confusing and changeable, better play it safe and stay indoors at for my last London preview
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 20
Replying to @liamwithnail
So they can Uber 5 mins from their flat to their venue
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton retweeted
Matthew J H Smart Jul 20
I can't make Ed Fringe this year 😥, so can somebody else please go see these acts for me and report back? Thanks in advance 😁
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 20
Not sure how my. Sister feels about the Cats trailer
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton retweeted
Hannah Woodhead Jul 19
OKAY LOSERS LISTEN UP I'M TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO GIVE YOU ALL AN INTRODUCTION TO THE CATS OF CATS
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 19
Realised I need to up my branding as a comedian, so I've decided I need an aesthetic. What should my new look be?
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 19
Please come to this, it will be the opposite of the Cats trailer
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton retweeted
2Northdown Jul 19
TOMORROW! Award-nominated Scottish comedian Eleanor Morton previews her new show POST-MORTON here at 2Northdown. SATURDAY 20TH JULY 5PM. Tickets only a fiver, so get yours now!
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton retweeted
Richard Hanrahan "friend of" Jimmy Whobblers Jul 18
Really angry about this. E4 and BBC Studios stealing original ideas. Commissioners need to start trusting original talent again, not pinching the best bits and sanding it down until it's benign
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 18
Replying to @TimeSpanning
Ok phew. As long as the rest of the class is doing it too.
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 18
Replying to @thinkingmunk
This is why I do it in July so I can panic for the next six months
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 18
Does anyone self employed save a calculated lump of each payment for tax or do you panic and scrape it together at the end of the year? Please say I'm not the only one
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 18
Replying to @TheHitch
Jesus Steve
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 18
'the bame game' is that ok??
Reply Retweet Like
Eleanor Morton Jul 18
Saturday at 5! My most brutal, sexy, intimate, hilarious, solemn, heart wrenching, honest, clownish, people-pleasing, niche show to date! At
Reply Retweet Like