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El Jefe De Security
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior-last bastion of hope b4 skynet turns sentient, or 1st response 2 the rampant Bot uprising. Either way, its my sword on the power cord
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El Jefe De Security 4h
Ok ok hear me out: IR branded baby rattles!
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El Jefe De Security 9h
Replying to @notameadow
Too late.
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El Jefe De Security 9h
Eenie Meenie miney mo Grab a 10x by the toe If she hollers let her go Coz you gon bout to get beat.
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El Jefe De Security 20h
Im going and i dont even have a ticket yet
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El Jefe De Security 20h
Shit I've had a murse before murses were cool
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El Jefe De Security 20h
Lol. We already call them insider threats.
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El Jefe De Security 21h
SAWs will never be the same
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El Jefe De Security 21h
Replying to @MalwareJake @NewbSec
Nah thats trippy
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El Jefe De Security 21h
Wait, what? Dammit again? is this true?
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El Jefe De Security 21h
Oh this... I have so many bad thoughts now.
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El Jefe De Security 21h
Replying to @LauraCatPJs
Brilliant.
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El Jefe De Security 21h
Replying to @AccidentalCISO
Its only a weekend.
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El Jefe De Security 24h
Replying to @cutiepiesensei
damn. that's awesome.
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El Jefe De Security Jul 14
Replying to @Advil
What's your PIN? Please don't answer.
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El Jefe De Security Jul 14
Replying to @matvelloso
No that's not normal
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El Jefe De Security Jul 14
Replying to @rotate26chars
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El Jefe De Security Jul 14
No, that was a typo. No I'm not sorry either.
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El Jefe De Security Jul 14
United: You paid for this service, now be satisfied with not getting any.
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El Jefe De Security Jul 14
Replying to @MalwareJake
That's 5x more than what's needed
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El Jefe De Security Jul 14
Replying to @AccidentalCISO
None. They sit in the dark. wtf do they need light bulbs for?
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