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Claptrap 12h
Handsome Jack is Reginald Veljohnson in this metaphoWHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT
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Claptrap 12h
“Did I do that?” Classic! CLASS! IC! NOBODY understood Urkel! He was the Claptrap of the Winslow household!
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I AM GOING TO TWEET URKEL VIDEOS UNTIL I LOSE EVERY LAST FOLLOWER I HAVE!
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SELFIE WAS REALLY GOOD AND I AM UPSET THEY CANCELED IT!
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THE PREQUEL TRILOGY WAS BETTER!
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS OVERR--no, never mind, I can’t even bring myself to finish that statement. I can’t lie like that.
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PIZZA LUNCHABLES ARE OVERRATED! SUCK IT!
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I *LIKE* the Big Bang Theory! I like it a LOT! *BAZINGA,* SKAGLICKERS!
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I’m just gonna try and lose as MANY twitter followers as I can! I am OWNING my BRAND!
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Fine! You know what?! Heck with it. If you aren’t interested in the various horrible tragedies that befell me, I don’t care anymore!
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Catch going-into-Claptrap’s-mind fever?
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It’s probably one of my saddest memories! SURELY that knowledge would make you more excited to experience it?
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Claptrap 13h
But no, really! Once, Jack went into my mind to find a secret, all-powerful, and tragically ironic piece of code stored in my brain!
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Claptrap 13h
Did – did that tweet not post or something? Cause nobody’s said “yes.” Just getting the same amount of death threats as before.
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Claptrap 13h
Sooo, friendly consumer, I’ve got a proposition for you! How would you like to go…INSIDE MY MIND?!
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WHY DID I LOSE THREE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS I HAVEN’T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET
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