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dustin hauswirth
Soli Deo Gloria. Everyone you meet knows something you don't.
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Stay golden ponyboy
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dustin hauswirth Nov 16
Types of Christmas artists (ranked): 1- Pop Queens (Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande) 2- Classic Boys (Bing Crosby, Elvis, Seth McFarland, Michael Bublé) 3- Boy Bands (NSYNC, Backstreet boys) 4- Country Stars (Alan Jackson, Brad Paisley)
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dustin hauswirth Nov 12
Will anyone let me use their Disney+?
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gazpacho machine 🍅 Nov 11
some employers are banning the phrase "ok boomer" considering it discrimination. here r some fun alternatives u can use 2 stay ahead of them: okey dokey about to croakey 10-4 dinosaur very well sir old-as-hell fine with me elderly got it, geriatric eat a ass mr. old as grass
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dustin hauswirth Nov 10
Replying to @MessiahFife
No not yet but I keep peppering her with dumb names cause we're on that path
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dustin hauswirth Nov 9
U guys my girlfriend won't let me name our kid Testiclese (test-ih-cleese)
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karmelo ianthony Nov 8
The Blazers are, and there’s no delicate way to put this, the Blazers are straight up honkin’ on bobo right now.
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dustin hauswirth Nov 8
My girlfriend tryna FOIL genetic material in biology
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ᴹᴱᴸᴬᴺᴺᴵ Nov 7
Feeding time ❤️
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jamie Nov 7
Did I tell you pandas are solitary animals?
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hayman Nov 7
Coming up with a device to see how chill people are, calling it "the Vibe Rater"
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dustin hauswirth Nov 8
U guys my girlfriend is so frickin good at like everything and so smart and so hard working u losers really missed out on this one
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jamie Nov 5
I don’t say adorable a lot.
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dustin hauswirth Nov 5
Replying to @elysianalicia
TF u mean y
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dustin hauswirth Nov 5
Replying to @elysianalicia
Santa tell me - Ariana Grande
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Yashar Ali 🐘 Nov 5
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dustin hauswirth Nov 2
How did I get a papercut under my fingernail
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harvard graduate Nov 2
my gf: he’s so immature i think i’m gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you’re not gonna fuckin believe this
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dustin hauswirth Nov 2
Replying to @BoiNoYokan
>:0!!!!!
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dustin hauswirth Nov 2
Replying to @TheJaredMonroe
It's the most addictive social media ever. It's like vine, but leans heavily on trends. Their front page algorithm is good once you interact for a bit. Vids are perfect length for ADHD brains. U feel like ur in on a lot of inside jokes after a while.
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