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The beauty of me is that I’m very good at role playing. Fake posts!
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 16
I will, and have always expected to, lose HUNDREDS of DOLLARS for the privilege of being your Dungeon Master. I am far beyond somebody paying for Cheetos for the evening, or drinking some Mountain Dew I do not own. These Radical D&D Players are CRAZY! Obama Netrunner?
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 15
PLENTY OF CHARACTER SHEETS!
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 14
“A Very Stable Genius!” Thank you.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 12
It's a lot of fun to play D&D with Donald Trump. And it's very easy, actually, to role-play with me. You know why it's easy? Because I make all the decisions -- they don't have to work.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 12
We have a problem in our country. It’s a new problem. It’s called MMORPGs, especially MMORPGs as then pertain to innocent children. That's how Melania became involved. She's got a son -- together -- that's a beautiful young man, and she feels very very strongly about it.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 10
I informed John Bolton last night that his Half-Orc Fighter was no longer needed in the quest. I disagreed strongly with many of his suggestions, as did others in the Adventure Party, therefore I asked him to stop coming to game night. I thank John very much for his role-playing.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 6
Players fixated on the fact that I properly said, at the beginnings of combat, that in addition to other characters, the Paladin may also be grazed or hit by dragon fire. They went Crazy, hoping against hope that I made a mistake (which I didn’t). I accept the Player’s apologies!
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 4
In fact, under certain original scenarios, it was in fact correct that the Paladin could have received some “hurt.”
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 3
Proud of my daughter, ,. Wonderful Myconid cosplay!
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 1
I'm not sure that I have ever even heard of an Ancient Dragon. I knew they existed and I've seen some Adult Dragons, you don’t even see that many of them. But Ancient, I don't know that I've even heard the term other than I know it's there. It’s the ultimate.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 31
Actually, , I forgot about the Slippers of Spider Climbing. So, you are actually the number two shoe.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 31
MAKE DUNGEONS GREAT AGAIN, which is happening, and then, KEEP DRAGONS GREAT!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 28
Replying to @DungeonsDonald
....And by the way, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to D&D!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 28
D&D is one of the most corrupt games on earth. Their rule system is broken and their players are either Incompetent or Corrupt. Wizards of the Coast created dozens of guides last time, more than any game has ever gotten, and it is sent to Crooked Players. No good!....
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 27
No bugbears at Doral Dungeon. The Radical Adventure Party, upon hearing that the perfectly located (for the next game night) Doral Dungeon was under consideration for the next game night, spread that false and nasty rumor. Not nice!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 25
The question I was asked most today by fellow Dungeon Masters, who think D&D is doing so well and is stronger than ever before, happens to be, “Mr. DM, why does the player character hate your Campaign so much? Why are they rooting for it to fail?”
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 25
The Dice are destroying the Difficulty Check Results! So True!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 23
Our great Dungeons & Dragons players are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to exploring dungeons.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 23
94% Approval Rating within the Dungeon. Thank you!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 21
I'm the Chosen DM.
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