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Dungeons And Donalds
The beauty of me is that I’m very good at role playing. Fake posts!
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 16
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 15
Just returned from 12 very successful days of Dungeon Mastering D&D. Great to be... man, am I thirsty!
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 14
Big attention getter creates the most elaborate fantasy storylines! Great D&D campaign! You'll never guess who the main bad guy is!
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 14
When will all the haters and fools out there realize that having a good relationship with the demilich, Acererak, is a good thing, not a bad thing. When he raises his hand like this to cast Drain Soul, if you stand beside him, it can greatly help!
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 13
It was player appreciation like nobody, I think, has probably ever received. And that really is a sign of respect, perhaps for me a little, but really for our D&D campaign. And I’m really proud of that.
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 11
Why would Gary insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend.
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 11
He said he didnt meddle w/ the dice rolls. Every time we play D&D, he says 'I didnt do that.' I believe, when he tells me that, he means it.
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 7
It was the NPCs rolling ones tonight, not me.
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 7
That bugbear worked hard but did not embrace me or what my dungeon stands for. Don’t forget, goblins control 4 out of 4 dungeon chambers, and with treasure chests in record numbers, we will continue to win, even bigger than before!
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 5
Since, as Dungeon Master, I give them out at my discretion, and most players forget about them immediately, I've renamed Inspiration in D&D:
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 5
The reason 5th edition D&D is so successful is because of me. I’ve always been great with role-playing games.
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 4
As DM, I'm not supposed to be involved w/ getting treasure. Not supposed to be doing things I would love to be doing. I’m very frustrated.
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 3
Great Character Sheet rollout today. No more worrying about Proficiency Bonus, Skills, Spells, Saves, Items or Gold. Do whats right for D&D!
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Dungeons And Donalds Nov 1
I have just made this Vetting Alignment Chart to explain our already Extreme Vetting Program. Being Chaotic Evil is fine, but not for this!
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Dungeons And Donalds Oct 31
"The Vampire was an Lawful creature. But the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Cleric to use Turn Undead." -
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Dungeons And Donalds Oct 31
During D&D campaign, few people knew the young, low level player named George, who has already proven to be a liar. Check the DMs!
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Dungeons And Donalds Oct 30
So, , are you making D&D game night this week?
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Dungeons And Donalds Oct 29
Never seen such NPC monster ANGER & UNITY. There is so much GUILT by player characters, and now the facts are pouring out. DO SOMETHING!
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Dungeons And Donalds Oct 29
All of this "fudged dice roll" talk right when NPC monsters are making their big push for historic player defeat. Is this coincidental? NOT!
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Dungeons And Donalds Oct 27
It is now commonly agreed, after many months of COSTLY Dungeon crawling, that there was NO collusion between monsters and Dungeon Master!
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