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The beauty of me is that I’m very good at role playing. Fake posts!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 18
The Wall is the Wall, it has never changed or evolved from the first day I conceived the D&D Module. We need the Wall to help stop the massive inflow of monsters from the borderlands, now rated the number one most dangerous region of Mystara. If there is no Wall, there is no D&D!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 15
I’m not a racist. I am the least racist Dungeon Master you have ever played D&D with, that I can tell you. We don't even have a spot for race on our character sheet.
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 15
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 15
DUNGEONS FIRST!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 12
The language used by me at the D&D meeting was tough, but this was not the language used. What was really tough was the proposal made - a big setback for D&D!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 12
Never said anything derogatory about D&D players other than the players have, obviously, a very poor and troubled characters. Never said “take them out.” I have a wonderful relationship with my players. Probably should record future game sessions - unfortunately, no trust!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 11
Why do we want these adventurers from all these shithole towns exploring my dungeon?
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 10
The fact that Sneaky Dianne Feinstein, who has on numerous occasions stated that I rolled dice fairly, would tell players about my fudged dice rolls in such an underhanded and possibly game ruining way, totally without authorization, is a disgrace. Must have tough Melee Battle!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 10
The single greatest Witch Hunt in D&D history continues. There was no witches, everybody including the Magic Users know there was no witches, & yet on and on it goes. Non-players & the world is laughing at the stupidity they are witnessing. Fighters should finally take control!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 10
Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt
I'm really more of a Barbarian than a Bard. Ranger, maybe?
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 6
Actually, in D&D, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. I went from VERY successful Barbarian, to Party Leader, to Dungeon Master (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius...and a very stable genius at that!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 5
Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to tell this really boring and untruthful D&D campaign. He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried and begged for his character not to die. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dog by almost every game group. Too bad!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 5
It doesn't matter if there is a , I'm too busy playing D&D anyhow!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 4
"With that in mind, we have a message from a great and powerful special guest I'd like to share with you..." -
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 3
Steve Bannon has nothing to do with me or my D&D group. When he was kicked out, he not only lost his character, he lost his dice. Now that he is on his own, Steve is learning that running a D&D campaign isn’t as easy as I make it look.
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 2
Listen Gary, imagine if instead of threatening to destroy the fictional D&D world I created, I was threatening to destroy the REAL WORLD! That would be scary, wouldn't it, Gary?! Just be glad we're only playing D&D, Gary.
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 2
Since becoming Dungeon Master I have been very strict on dice rolls. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero Critical Misses rolled in 2017, the best and highest rolling year on record!
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Dungeons And Donalds Jan 2
As our D&D Campaign rapidly grows stronger and smarter, I want to wish all of my Non-Player Characters, players, enemies, haters, and even the very dishonest Wizards of the Coast, a Happy and Healthy New Year. 2018 will be a great year for D&D!
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Dungeons And Donalds Dec 29
Replying to @DungeonsDonald
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Dungeons And Donalds Dec 29
Replying to @DungeonsDonald
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