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The beauty of me is that I’m very good at role playing. Fake posts!
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Dungeons And Donalds 23h
Playing D&D with me is considered a great honor for a roleplaying game player.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 19
Big day role-playing my character at the United Nations - many good things, and some tricky ones, happening. We have a great D&D group.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 17
Will you come play in my Mother Of All D&D Campaigns with me? Players are stupidly not showing up.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 14
We all feel, look, 92% of the players agree on D&D, but what we want is a very, very powerful rules system, OK? The wall will come later.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 13
Fascinating to watch players talk poorly of my non-player characters and yet they know nothing about them & have zero access. NPCs!
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 11
Replying to @ChrisPerkinsDnD
My sword is of epic proportion, perhaps bigger than we have ever seen. Be safe and get out of its way, if possible.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 4
The Dungeon Master is considering, in addition to other options, not giving gold pieces to any monster who does business in Dungeons.
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 2
Remember, Sunday is National Dungeons & Dragons Day (by Dungeon Master Proclamation)!
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Dungeons And Donalds Sep 1
Now that you've gotten the owlbear to stop and heal, your character has a chance to heel his injured heal. I'm a DM.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 31
After witnessing first hand the horror & devastation in my D&D adventure, my heart goes out even more so to people facing real life tragedy!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 30
Woman cradles and protects bosom. Barbarian carries and protects both. This is how it ought to be, despite what other Dungeon Masters say.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 30
After reading the false claims & even ferocious anger by some dying player characters, it makes me wonder, WHY? All I want to do is !
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 26
DM Pro-Tip: If players are distracted by world-shaking disaster, reintroduce defeated villain & change rules about who can play Fighters.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 25
Few, if any, Dungeon Masters have done more in just 7 game sessions than Trump. Levels passed, monsters killed, hoarder, melee, TPK, AC!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 24
I hit them with bugbears. I hit them with everything. I got the gelatinous cube, the bugbears. I got them all in there. Orcs, we have Orcs.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 24
Last night in Phoenix I read the scenes from my D&D adventure module that the Fake Gaming Media didn't cover fairly. Players got it!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 24
The only problem I have with McConnell's Fighter is that, after hearing Hack & Slash for 7 years, he failed dice roll! NEVER have happened!
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 23
We are not world building again. We are killing monsters.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 23
Y'know, you'll put out a little tweet: "I'm going to play D&D today." They'll say "Donald Trump is in a Twitter-storm." They're sick people.
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Dungeons And Donalds Aug 23
It's time for us to remember we're all on the same team. We're all role-playing game players, and we all believe right now in D&D first.
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