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Maggie Allen
cuntrovert™ | mostly corn | she/her "Your opinion of my looks is of no interest to my programme." -Styre
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Maggie Allen 7h
Replying to @Williamandrews
I accept your challenge.
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Maggie Allen 7h
Replying to @workahol
Right! Gotta get back to kicking ass and taking nims!
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Maggie Allen 8h
Replying to @Williamandrews
If its wearing a cone, you could put the bulb at the other end (though you'd lose the benefit of the lampshade effect).
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Maggie Allen 8h
So "Jim" is a nickname for "James" and I'm wondering if there's a connection between that and the way we pronounce "Thames". ...But then the nickname would be "Jims" wouldn't it? Never mind. I've talked myself out of it.
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Maggie Allen Sep 15
Replying to @JamesAcaster
I really enjoyed the book. I've never read anything like it. In addition to being one of my super favorite comics, he's now one of the very few music critics I give a shit about. I'm looking forward to listening to all the 2016 music I missed.
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Maggie Allen Sep 15
I finished 's listening to the audiobook on an iPod while eating Ben & Jerry's and waiting for a delayed American Airlines flight. I unwittingly achieved peak Acaster.
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Maggie Allen Sep 13
Replying to @akrito
I'm forcing myself to stay awake until at least 9pm tonight, which is going to be a feat as I've been aching to go to bed since 6:30.
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Maggie Allen Sep 13
Replying to @workahol
On a side note, "Jetlag" would be a good name for a cat.
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Maggie Allen Sep 13
I managed to sleep until 3:40am today! 5 minutes longer than yesterday! At this rate, I'll have this jetlag licked in 3-4 years!!
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Maggie Allen Sep 13
Replying to @1GoldilocksZone
I've always thought being famous would be a nightmare, but getting Sandi Toksvig hugs has changed my mind completely.
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Maggie Allen Sep 12
I'm so grateful and relieved I was able to visit England one last time before it goes out of business.
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Mr. Meowgi Sep 10
Even better with sound...
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Dick King-Smith HQ Sep 9
“Difficulties strengthen the mind as labour does the body.” Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher (4BC-66AD.)
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Library Heather Sep 9
Help a girl out and answer this ONE EASY QUESTION. Do you have an active public library card? I would also appreciate it if you would retweet this so I get lots of responses.
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Maggie Allen Sep 10
Replying to @workahol
They're getting smaller. I suppose that's how technology works.
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Maggie Allen Sep 10
Replying to @DuchessOfKansas
We are surrounded by these metal cylinders. At the very least, it's the beginning of a scifi film.
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Maggie Allen Sep 10
Replying to @DuchessOfKansas
...there is a Ben & Jerry's vending machine. ...the Ben & Jerry's is cursed (freezer burnt).
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Maggie Allen Sep 10
My flight is delayed. Passengers have been sent to the furthest gate in the terminal, all surrounding gates are closed. It is eerily quiet and there is no Cafe Nero. I think this might be purgatory.
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Maggie Allen Sep 7
I think I may have figured out there's a difference between what I want to do and what I/others think I should be doing. It only took me a thousand years. 🏅
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Maggie Allen Sep 7
Replying to @IrishJayhawk66
What I need to do is plan a trip to Vienna!
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