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Doth 13h
Sex is cool, but have you ever pulled an old book off a bookcase, opened a secret door & were never seen again
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg Jun 17
Hey Twitter! Talking about nonbinary representation with my 7yo (who is nonbinary) and they want to see lots of pics of nonbinary folks. (They know some, but more is more!) If you’re nonbinary and willing to reply to this tweet with a pic, we’d love to see you. πŸ’–β€οΈ
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Keah Brown 15h
Want a sneak peak of audiobook?
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❄️Gabe (he/they)❄️ 21h
β€œmen and women” ➑️ β€œpeople” β€œladies and gentlemen” ➑️ β€œesteemed guests” β€œboys and girls” / β€œsons and daughters” ➑️ β€œchildren” β€œbrothers and sisters” ➑️ β€œsiblings” β€œhis or hers” ➑️ β€œtheir” β€œhe or she” ➑️ β€œthey” inclusive language isn’t hard
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Jessica Hopper Jun 17
My son, who is 7: Are you working on yr book? Me: No, I am working on some email. Him: Do you not want your book to be published? Me: No, I do. Him: Then you should be working on your book.
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Sofie Hagen 15h
This is completely and utterly ridiculous but today I guess I got my own clothing line. It's called SOFIE HAGEN x PLUS EQUALS. Jumpsuits. Colours. Comfort. Pockets. IN ALL SIZES. I can't believe this isn't a joke.
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Alisha Grauso 16h
A lot of writers and film critics need to understand that "more adjectives" do not = "better writing."
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The Ripped Bodice 12h
I was unprepared for the 😭 and the 😍
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Harriet Alida Lye Jun 14
My cousin in England told her colleagues she wanted a Mariah Carey birthday cake. They misunderstood, and is the cake they made her instead. It’s Marie Curie, looking very festive.
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Drunk Austen 🍷🍹πŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 14h
Headcanon accepted -R
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Cora Harrington 23h
"I think of how embroidery - an incredibly detail-oriented, complicated way of making art - has been diminished as "women's work..." I think of how we define the sacred, and how it also requires the presence of the profane..."
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Mallory O'Meara 21h
It’s 2019 and I’m honestly mad no one has made cloaks cool again.
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Drunk Austen 🍷🍹πŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 19h
Replying to @jzgarnett
Always -b
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Drunk Austen 🍷🍹πŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 20h
People are legit out here DMing for work shit when I’m home recovering from the dentist. Smh -b
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Drunk Austen 🍷🍹πŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 20h
Tooth extraction chic -b
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Drunk Austen 🍷🍹πŸ₯‚πŸΎπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jun 17
My coworker asked for some help picking out a ring for his girlfriend, so I made him this handy dandy chart... -R
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Latinx in Publishing Jun 14
Name 5 debut Latinx authors we should be reading right now!
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Bella Biddle Jun 17
you can tell how sad someone was at school by how much they attached themselves onto their English teachers for a sense of stability
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Daniela Petrova Jun 17
I'm obsessed with the show Younger. If you're too, check out this list of books. I loved The Last Book Party, coming out July, 9!
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Iver McIverface Jun 17
please tell me you’ve seen this
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