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Doug Stanhope
Leader of My Own Free World.
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Brandt Tobler 23h
Just did a show in Lander, Wyoming and all the locals were in a hurry to tell me stories about the time came here In 2007, got a guy fired, and then called the bar owner out on her affair....and that’s why he is the best!
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kurt braunohler Aug 23
Summer is ending! Give it up for being a fucking adult who doesn’t have to go back to school!!! Eat shit, kids!!!!!!
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Kathryn Bertine Aug 24
I really admire what comedian is doing to empower youth/young adults in the community who struggle. Inspirational stuff! is a great initiative. Great work, Kristen.
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Simran Jeet Singh Aug 23
The owner of Jimmy Johns is a repeat offender. Feel free to stop buying his sandwiches and funding his inhumane exploits.
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David Leavitt Aug 23
Elephants 🐘 are majestic creatures. The owner of Jimmy Johns is a sadistic butcher for mutilating and murdering elephants 😢
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Doug Stanhope Aug 24
Not on this run.
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whitecotton Aug 24
Hey San Antonio friends and fam, health and fitness guru is coming to Laugh Out Loud Oct 15th and bringing the very funny with him. Get your tix before they sell out or before they try to make him pay his tab during his closer again!
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Stanhopes Death Pool Aug 24
Via during our morning chat, Eddie Money diagnosed with Stage 4 Esophageal cancer that has spread to his liver and stomach. 6 picks so far at
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Doug Stanhope Aug 23
Replying to @brendonwalsh
Invite only.
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All Things Comedy Aug 23
Why are you working hard? From his 2007 special "No Refunds."
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Netflix Is A Joke Aug 22
Hi, Twitter. Welcome to the stand-up recommendation thread. Here are the rules: Step 1: Comment, "I love [your fave comedian] and need a new special to watch.” Step 2: Give someone else a recommendation! Step 3: Have fun :D
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شاخوفسکی Aug 23
برید استندآپای Doug Stanhope ببینید هر چی استندآپ تخمیه رو میگاد ! یه ادم خفن و که اجراهاش اکثرا همراه با مشروب و سیگاره :))
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Doug Stanhope Aug 23
Cleveland, OH. 22nd September ; tickets and other dates in WI, MI, IN, OH, NY, PA, VA, NC, LA, TX here:
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Doug Stanhope Aug 23
Coming v soon, dates in FL. First info sent to those on the mailing list at
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Doug Stanhope Aug 22
Replying to @StanhopesCDP
I though the nightmare continued until you specified "empty!"
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Doug Stanhope Aug 22
Replying to @depresshaun
Be on the mailing list for Orlando.
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Doug Stanhope Aug 22
Replying to @MattBawden1
Last summer.
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Doug Stanhope Aug 22
Replying to @thejot
Not this tour.
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Doug Stanhope Aug 22
Elkhart, IN 18th Sept, tickets and other dates in WI, MI, IN, OH, NY, PA, VA, NC, LA, TX here:
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