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Spaghetti Strainer
Human by genetics. Dog at heart. Graduate of Florida Atlantic University with a BAE in Social Science Secondary Education. Seeking to get a Ph.D in Sociology.
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Spaghetti Strainer Jun 24
The BJ's I'm at be like "We got shitty service at the deli, so why don't you fucking do it yourself! We'll even pay ya!"
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Spaghetti Strainer Jun 23
I graduated High School 5 years ago today. Time flies maaaaannnnn.
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Spaghetti Strainer Jun 12
First day back at the gym after a 1.5 month hiatus and I'm doing gooood!
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Chris Jun 10
Nintendo's Spotlight announcements leaked.
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Spaghetti Strainer Jun 11
I've found that Orange is the New Black and House of Cards have been awfully lackluster this year. ๐Ÿ˜”
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Swear Trek Jun 9
leaving work on a Friday like
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Spaghetti Strainer Jun 3
The stars await me!
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Spaghetti Strainer May 29
I like it....!
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Spaghetti Strainer May 29
I showed Raiders of the Lost Ark to last night. He said it was good but showed its age. He's soooo picky.
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Spaghetti Strainer May 18
Replying to @Yoshils
*insert sword plummeting from the sky*
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Spaghetti Strainer May 9
Do y'all know if your loyal 3DS players will have the opportunity to buy a Specter Knight theme soon?
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Spaghetti Strainer May 6
Replying to @Yoshils
LoD is soooo underrated
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Spaghetti Strainer Apr 30
and I are moving my dad's stuff. He's getting tired and I said "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?" He glared at me.
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Spaghetti Strainer Apr 28
Replying to @DragantaStar
WE COULD HAVE HAD A HARD FLOOR THIS ENTIRE TIME?
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She just fixed a dent with a dildo...I done seen it all
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Spaghetti Strainer Apr 24
Fuck moving. Seriously.
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Spaghetti Strainer Apr 13
I need more parody of the Goldfinger song. Please and thank you. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Spaghetti Strainer Apr 12
Replying to @NinWire @DragantaStar
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Spaghetti Strainer Apr 10
Costco has the both the coolest and most useless shit.
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Spaghetti Strainer Apr 7
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