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Dizzy
College grad. Mom. Writer of stories. Published author of books. LA Kings fan. Veteran Affairs Advocate.
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John Elrod II 23h
Why are y'all like this? Vote for the Democratic candidate, fuck.
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nope Jan 15
Okay last tweet about I swear, but I have a great idea send them to therapy BEFORE SURGERY and maybe a nutritionist? Teach them how to read labels and cook something other than unseasoned chicken and salad.
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Dizzy Jan 15
Idk why I expected more from this episode. She lied to Dr. Now during her first visit. Dr. Now: “Does your husband bring you unhealthy food?” Bethany: “No!” Girl, stop! We all just watched your husband get you McDonalds, Dairy Queen, and Whataburger.
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Dizzy Jan 15
Bethany’s Doctors: “You need to confront your mom and deal with your emotional issues.” Bethany refuses and at the end of two hours: “Welp, I guess we will never know why this isn’t working for me. Imma head out now.” 🤦🏼‍♀️ What an annoying waste of 2 hours.
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David Blah Blah ☮️ ❤️ 🎶 Jan 13
Me, to my 10-yr-old: “Sure, you can use your new art set, it it gets you away from the iPad.” 10-yr-old, to herself: “Sweet. He must be ok with me painting a rainbow-farting moose on my bedroom wall and door.”
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Dizzy Jan 14
Replying to @yashar
Because it’s delicious.
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peach🍑 Jan 11
I really felt like this needed to be shared.
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Dizzy Jan 12
Replying to @JadedCreative
Bologna. Fried or otherwise.
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Dizzy Jan 11
Replying to @Cantguardmike
They suck so bad that they... *checks notes* beat you. Weird fucking flex, my dude. Weird. Fucking. Flex.
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Dizzy Jan 11
Replying to @chrissyteigen
If you find out, please let us know.
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Dizzy Jan 11
If I’m being honest, I’m still not over Beth’s death on The Walking Dead.
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Dizzy Jan 10
Replying to @EmilyFluke2
I have a baby owl, my astrological sign, five stars, and my daughters name. So yeah, I’m going to demolish my enemy. I’m a Leo so Lion. The five stars represent my siblings and myself. And my daughter is feisty and fierce. Her nickname is Lil Scrappy. I’ve totally got this. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Dizzy Jan 10
I’m such a bitch. Accurate. 💁🏼‍♀️
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Dizzy Jan 10
A-freaking-men!
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Dizzy Jan 10
Replying to @kathrynw5
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🌚 Jan 8
Me following my only friend at a party coz I don’t know anyone there and my ass has social anxiety
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Dizzy Jan 10
Guess he doesn’t know what “imminent” means. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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drew olanoff Jan 9
it's not so much that she got it wrong, it was her confidence in her wrong answer.
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Dizzy Jan 9
Replying to @RepMattGaetz
You’ll “change your mind” by tomorrow. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Dizzy Jan 8
Replying to @JillianMichaels
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