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Divergent Mama
Military spouse πŸ’ͺ work at home πŸ’» mom of 3 πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦
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B. May 14
I don't have voodoo dolls, I have voodoo action figures.
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B. May 15
I wish my therapist would stop warning the people I try to date.
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B. May 17
Looking back, maybe a wedding toast wasn't the place to compare being in love with mental illness.
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Maryfairyboberry May 18
Can I trade a reply guy for a validation guy?
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Lizzie drinks and knows things May 18
Saturday night drinking game. Every time someone follows and unfollows and refollows to try to get me to follow them I take a shot. FFS I’m not gonna follow you back you creepy thing you.
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Divergent Mama May 18
You just woke up to 500k in the bank. Describe how you would quit your job using gifs and tag 10 ...
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Divergent Mama May 18
Replying to @MumInBits
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Divergent Mama May 18
Replying to @MumInBits
11 yo twins and almost 14 - still a shitshow 🀣🀣
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MumInBits May 18
I think back to when we had newborn twins and a 4yo and how much of a shitshow it was, then I think about where we are now with 2yo twins and a 7yo and how much of a shitshow it is
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Maryfairyboberry May 18
Riddle me this. How can a child give no shits and also manage to shit nonstop?
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Divergent Mama May 18
Replying to @KielyHealey
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Ricki Tarr May 18
I just realized that Napoleon Dynamite is young Dwight Schrute.
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Mr Wright Now, Maybe May 18
Sometimes I use my left hand just so my right hand doesn't get too comfortable and try and sneak a toothbrush into the bathroom
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Taming Fred Savage May 18
me: legend has it parts of these woods are haunted by an evil sorceress him: which me: exactly
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Divergent Mama May 18
Replying to @weedswildflowrs
I dont want to like this, but soooooo feel this. Hugs ❀
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Divergent Mama May 18
Replying to @sah_nursemom
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Bold Dark Irishman ☘️ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ βš“οΈ May 18
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Kitsune May 18
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Divergent Mama May 18
(For a long time thought that was living as wolves 🀣) Maybe it's not too late
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