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Designer Mutts
Pugs, not drugs. Johnny Mac + Tyranossaurus James
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Designer Mutts Jul 31
Hey Sunshine, what brings you here?
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Designer Mutts Jul 31
We consulted the Ivanka EZ-Job Finder™ and it says here you should retrain for your new role in....hang gliding instruction We are sorry to hear your news and hope your job either returns soon or something opens up. It is a shit show across the board.
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Designer Mutts Jul 28
Oh honey...no
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Designer Mutts Jul 28
Replying to @seanmdav
Better than you mate
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Designer Mutts Jul 28
Replying to @LizRNC
We can't hear you with the swastika over your mouth
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Designer Mutts Jul 28
On Nov. 3rd America will collectively flush their great national toilet. The only question: will they flush the correct turd?
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Designer Mutts Jul 27
we're down with this
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Designer Mutts Jul 26
Replying to @mrspinchbeck
It's wonderful the way these few (self)-selected idiots have a way of uniting Australia. xoxo
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Designer Mutts Jul 26
Replying to @mrspinchbeck
tears of joy as far as we're concerned
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Designer Mutts Jul 25
We had an Eric Trump joke but keep forgetting it exists
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Designer Mutts Jul 25
Replying to @Kon__K
I HAVE A GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO PURCHASE A RIDING LAWNMOWER AND 40 LB BAG OF GARDENING MULCH WITHOUT THE OPPRESSIVE SPECTER OF TYRANNY LOOMING OVERHEAD
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Designer Mutts Jul 25
Just wait until the Hague finds out
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Designer Mutts Jul 25
Karens of Australia quoting the UN Human Rights Charter over masks....is America exporting their excess zealots from Florida or what the shit is going on here?
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Designer Mutts Jul 25
As any kid can tell you: DO NOT FUCK WITH MOMS. seems determined to learn this the hard way.
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Designer Mutts Jul 22
Replying to @GTaroia @drawandstrike
Really set yourself up for that one....
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Designer Mutts Jul 22
Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr
fascist says what?
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Designer Mutts Jul 22
Cancel Culture is not new, it's just the name they gave it once people start punching up instead of the usual downhill shitstorm humanity has typical been subjected to. Stop whining.
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Designer Mutts Jul 16
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Designer Mutts Jul 6
Replying to @jk_rowling
So NOW you have lines? How convenient.
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Designer Mutts Jul 6
Replying to @JackPosobiec
Really? You sure you want to run with that?
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