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Chris Kolmatycki
Using predictive modeling and big data to change the way charities and donors communicate. Halifax Co-Lead. Co-Founder of .
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Doug Gilmour Apr 8
Best time of the year! Its playoff-off time. Be careful what you say to me at this time :) Retweet this pic and I'll be choosing someone for an autographed gift this thursday! #93
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Freedom Wallace Apr 5
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☄ Edward McIntyre Apr 3
I turned down a job offer in favor of something more attractive and their consultant implied it wasn't a serious consideration for me. It really was. In the end — they were wishy-washy and the red flags told me it wasn't a good employment option.
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Chris Kolmatycki Apr 3
Replying to @DenoteChris
Producers: "Can we force in a failed running gag about Santa in there in this movie released in April? Also despite this can we be sure to pay no homage to the fact that Philadelphians boo'd Santa?"
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Chris Kolmatycki Apr 3
Replying to @DenoteChris
Director/Screenwriters: "Lets not give any depth to any characters yet somehow make them all revolting AND have the audacity to wedge in the possibility that a sequel would be made of this hot garbage."
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Chris Kolmatycki Apr 3
Shazam!: Seven Deadly Sins: "Ahh! After 10,000 years I am free! It is time to conquer Earth!" First Shazam: "Alpha, the sins have escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!"
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Chris Kolmatycki Mar 30
Replying to @halifaxsig
You clearly were never cool enough to watch the season 2 finale of Miami Vice
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Chris Kolmatycki Mar 29
I wonder how many times Saturday Night Live has done an Incredible Hulk sketch.
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Chris Kolmatycki Mar 29
What have I been up to tonight? Well it involves the CEO of Chrysler, John Leguizamo, a song by a James Bond, and pastel everything.
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Chris Kolmatycki Mar 28
I'm really surprised as to how different is from 's other shows (love American Dad still) and I really didn't think I'd like it but omg this second season is just spectacular. Better than TNG? It's not impossible.
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Chris Kolmatycki Mar 26
A shiny penny to whoever can tell me where to find how much disk space I need to actually install (or update my existing installation of) any given version of Xcode! Not the amount it takes up once installed.
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Chris Kolmatycki Mar 17
Has anyone ever actually heard the studio version of "I Want You to Want Me"?
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Omega Man: A Wrestling Love Story Mar 8
Here's the new trailer for Omega Man - A Wrestling Love story debuting on TSN starring featuring , , Premieres March 27, 2019 on
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Blake Bortles Facts Mar 11
Blake Bortles hasn’t retired from the NFL or passed away.
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Florida Man Mar 11
Was honored to be able to witness this at ringside. Don’t mean to ruin ’s reputation as a dick, but I’m forever grateful for his guidance & kindness so early in my career.
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Chris Kolmatycki Mar 11
Replying to @emilietalk
Have to pull my phone out, adjust brightness so it can be scanned (the worst), risk embarrassing messages popping up, like some wild animal? Lol no thanks. I always get them to print me a copy.
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Chris Kolmatycki Mar 7
And the fireworks went off as he rounded the bases pumping his fist valiantly in the air. As he reached home plate, he kissed his high school sweetheart, unleashing a virility ensuring his legacy lived on for several generations to come.
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Glenn Jacobs Mar 1
Jpin us this evening for the big party from 4-6p at Bearden Branch Library. We're really excited about our special guest host!
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Tommy Wiseau Feb 28
Tell I will introduce your Match!
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Chris Kolmatycki Feb 27
Replying to @tangotiger
I have the contract in hand, but have I signed it?
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