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Denlesks
Personal appearance is show fodder. War bumsmack. Favorite topics: Val Kilmer, Kirstie Alley, Global Warmi...
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Denlesks 31m
My wife when I try to be funny when meeting her co-workers at company functions
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Denlesks 1h
Capybara = Customer browsing Ducks = Men’s Wearhouse sales staff
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Denlesks 3h
Dietary Tip: Food retrieved from the pantry after 10pm contains zero calories when consumed while standing over the sink
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Denlesks 4h
How I feel when I’m walking on the curb
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Denlesks 5h
Replying to @dgoodreau
Ha, either that or they DO know. We might be the ones off base David 😀
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Denlesks 5h
I’ll take “Wackiest State in the Nation” for $2000 Alex
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Denlesks 6h
Not sure what the ruling would be here
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Replying to @WorldWideWob
Raptors outscore Bucks by 6, which is 5 more points than needed to win.
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Denlesks 6h
Replying to @WorldWideWob
Prohibited from giving massages to Toronto Raptors personnel Drake heads over to a Blue Jays game
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Denlesks 6h
Replying to @belligerentNuck
Pie-hole Flour-y
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Denlesks 7h
Is it wrong to hope the Raptors lose because of Drake? Because I do.
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Denlesks 8h
Prohibited from giving massages to Toronto Raptors personnel Drake heads over to a Blue Jays game
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Denlesks 10h
Replying to @NBCLA
Newsom won’t let it happen
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Denlesks 10h
When you’re headed to check-stand 9 and check-stand 7 opens up
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Denlesks 11h
Poor Grandpa didn’t even want to watch the SAG Awards let alone win two
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Denlesks 11h
Replying to @KTLA
Called the police? Because he feared the perp would return, steal his car, take it for an oil change & detailing, then bring it back?
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Denlesks 12h
BASEBALL NEWS: Bartolo Colon Signs With The Twins
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Denlesks 12h
Announcer: “And our returning Jeopardy champion James Holzhauer with a 25 day winning total of $2 million!” Me tonight:
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Denlesks 14h
Replying to @tango_2
Haha, true Rey😀
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