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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 4h
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 4h
I want a makeover. Who wants to give me a makeover?!
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 5h
Replying to @scum_li
No food in bed
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 5h
Replying to @M0rticiaMunster
Mean girls become sad, bitter, angry women.
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 5h
I love those hats on men!
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 5h
Replying to @theKeithiest
1 million sad sacks follow this POS?
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 6h
Hey fam, Check Jasmin pre-whatever she’s had done to her face. My husband didn’t believe she’s had work done. He says she’s just β€œhealthy” πŸ˜‚
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 10h
This woman is in the bathroom 20x a day brushing out her rat's nest dollar store weave, and leaving the sink full of hair. I can only imagine what her bathroom at home looks like.
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 11h
Replying to @heyyguido
I LOVE thrifting! And I still get upset if that item gets ruined somehow. But imagine how pissed I'd be if I spent more than $5 on it?
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 11h
Replying to @witchylunar_tic
My stepdaughter and I do this thing when we go to Taco Bell where we ask for cinnamon balls. The girl will go "cinnamon delights?" And we're like "balls". They hate us.
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 11h
My husband, the day after shoveling snow for 3 hours: I'm going to do an arm workout. Want to join me? Me: Are you fucking high?!
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 12h
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 12h
New girl at work keeps trying to chat with me in the ladies room. Like, bruh...I don't want to talk to anybody in the bathroom. This is grounds for justifiable homicide, right?
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 13h
Replying to @Reelhousewife1
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 13h
Replying to @Reelhousewife1
Is it because of his crotch bulge in the Labyrinth!?
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 13h
Replying to @browncharlie202
And only the Canadians will understand "tickle trunk".
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 13h
Replying to @bader_diedrich
Thank God you realized your egregious error in time!
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 13h
Replying to @witchylunar_tic
Time for some smudging! I'm on my way!
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 13h
Replying to @M0rticiaMunster
Right? More portable? What does that even mean? Either get a bigger bag, or get bigger hands. This is sacrilege.
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Stepmom Extraordinaire πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 14h
Replying to @Deendalee
M: You're still young and resilient. Your body will heal itself while you sleep. We're old and decrepit and will be feeling this for days. 12: Oh... M: Yup. Still wanna grow up?
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